Movie Set Zombie Apocalypse Causes Paramedic Panic

[Richardplex]

Really, I mean, if your called to an accident at the site of a zombie movie, you'd expect there to be, I dunno, zombies there. God, those paramedics must have been brain-dead.

You sick sick bastard, not putting a warning before the Tropes link...

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

its like trying to find victims of a plane crash in a graveyard!

that had to have sucked xD Whose hurt here?! like.. really, actually hurt!

 

[theLadyBugg]

has nobody heard of
"if you have a broken arm, raise your hand. if your leg is broken, walk over there."

seriously though, they could just ask the people to check if they can stand and, if they can, to check their arms. if they're fine, tell them to check their heads and fuck off. unless they're bleeding.

I think the problem was that most of them appeared to be bleeding. Kind of a "my arm really hurts, but is this my blood or the fake blood..." thing -- indicating that the makeup team had done a solid job.

And if you are bleeding, but you've slipped and fallen into a heap with other people in fake blood, how can you tell how much you're bleeding? Do you need stitches or to just quit being such a little girl about a scratch?

I wonder whether or not cameras were rolling when the paramedics showed up.

 

[Kopikatsu]

What is that avatar from? If you don't mind me asking.

I can answer this one. It's from Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier. Can't remember the name of the character in question though.

Edit: I think her name was Saya.

 

[Valagetti]

Christ the film is called RE retribution? Another Re-hash of a film with the subtext starting with re-. I guess this is were the francise becomes shitty, again. Just like the games.

 

[Metalrocks]

not surprised that a 5th will come. it was pretty clear by the end of part 4 that there will a sequel.
lets see if i will watch it. part 4 was at least in some way watchable but by far not good. have to admit, the 3D stuff was cool though.

lol, i can imagine the faces of the medics arriving at the scene. good to hear that no one got hurt, so maybe Mr. anderson will learn that its not ok to make anymore of them. but i highly doubt that.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

"I knew I should have taken a sick day."

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

"I could see the look on the first paramedic, saying, 'Oh my God Aim for the head! Always aim for the head! '," said Toronto Emergency Medical Services Commander David Ralph.

One guy. There was at least one guy thinking this, guaranteed.

I think this is some kind of sign from the spirit of Movies and Cinema. They should stop making another Resident Evil movie before me people get hurt... and more money gets waste, all those poor dollars .

I bet when the last one came out, many people were saying "If they make another Resident Evil movie, I'm gonna kill somebody!" If only someone took the hint then before it was too late!

 

[Nurb]

HEED MY WARNING, PRODUCERS!

 

[poleboy]

Wait, SIXTEEN people injured from falling FIVE FEET? Are they all 80 years old? Are their bones made of glass? I get that you can sustain minor injuries even from a very short fall, but this sounds kinda crazy. Maybe their hands and legs were tied when they fell? :/

RE5 movie huh? I'm betting they got rid of "this is Africa so 99% of the zombies you shoot in the game are black". I doubt that would go over as well with a movie audience. Not that the RE movies ever had a damn thing to do with the games in the first place.

 

[esperandote]

Paramedics: "Oh god, those injuries are beyond healing. Bring the euthanasia kit."

 

[Captain Pirate]

At this rate they'll run out of words to put at the end of their movies by 2015....
Still, if it's badass and has lots of zombie killing like the others apparently did, I'm not complaining with more coming out.

 

[RJ Dalton]

I'd call that an endorsement for the make-up effects studio, if nothing else.
And, it being a Resident Evil movie, I certainly wouldn't want to endorse anything else.

 

[JET1971]

I find it funny that people are saying they should stop making RE movies. Why because the movies are not exactly like the games. Well thats true for every medium thats made into a movie you just need to remember that and enjoy the movie for what it is and not what it was based on. I dont like games that are based on comic book characters after a movie.

The medics that first arrived probably had one of the biggest "oh shit" moments of there lives seeing all the wounded and injured. its too bad nobody took a pic of them.

 

[6SteW6]

Man paramedics are really freaking dumb. All you had to do was look at the people laying on the ground, screaming and writhing in agony to see that they were the ones that were unharmed and still dealing with starring in the 5th resident evil movie.

 

[Darks63]

Man paramedics are really freaking dumb. All you had to do was look at the people laying on the ground, screaming and writhing in agony to see that they were the ones that were unharmed and still dealing with starring in the 5th resident evil movie.

Nicely done

Ot: I thought this movie wasnt happeneing I guess when i heard it was canceled i heard wrong.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"This is God, stop making these crappy movies! The first 16 injured is a warning shot"

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I find it funny that people are saying they should stop making RE movies. Why because the movies are not exactly like the games. Well thats true for every medium thats made into a movie you just need to remember that and enjoy the movie for what it is and not what it was based on. I dont like games that are based on comic book characters after a movie.

The medics that first arrived probably had one of the biggest "oh shit" moments of there lives seeing all the wounded and injured. its too bad nobody took a pic of them.

Simple, they're riddled with plot holes, bad story telling and they add in numerous characters from the game for the sole pourpose of trying to remind you that this is somehow related to the games, only to shaft them to the side for Alice.

I actually enjoyed 1 and 2 and to a lesser degree 3, but even I can see that they're pretty bad. Almost on par with the Transformer movies.