Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

[Ildecia]

there was no eragon movie because dragons don't have FEATHERS

there were no harry potter movies

twilight? why does every girl in my school think they made movie(s) from these books?

and miley cyrus... really.. someone should bunch her in the face one of these days.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Well... two come to mind.
Starship Troopers 2 and 3.
Specifically number 3. It wasn't a Starship Troopers film.
It was an advertising campaign for religion.
And that kinda finished the job that the second film started...
Only the first one was good. The second had its good parts, though few they were.
Three, basically none...

Yeah that ending for 3 was....I darned near puked! That's a perfect example of stupid people mistaking coincidences for acts of a "god"

 

[Ildecia]

For me, it is the live action Dragonball movie. It doesn't exist in my reality and anyone who mentions it I don't understand what they mean, cause it just doesn't exist to me. lol

yep.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

#1 "Hardcore" Zelda fans won't acknowledge that there was ever a cel shaded child version of Link.

Every Zelda fan in the world claims the CD-I games don't exist, and with good reason.

Spoiler: The horror!

Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel was treated similarly. Apparently it sucked or something. I've never played it, so I can't say.

yeah but they gave us some of the greatest memes in the world!

 

[drbarno]

I'm just glad they decided not to put shadow into sonic heroes, that would have just cheapened the sacrifice that he made in sonic adventure 2

 

[Wolfenhawk]

xkcd said it best.

http://www.xkcd.net/566/

It really is too bad they never made any sequels to the Matrix. It was such a successful movie, too...

 

[Chancie]

S. Darko and Shadow Hearts: From The New World come to mind. xD

 

[Sparrow]

Tom and Jerry: The Movie.

They talked, and there was a plot.

How the hell do you make a story out of two animals beating the hell out of each other and vandalizing a house?

You don't, that's how.

Tom and Jerry: The Magical Ring -- thats how you make a story out of two animals beating the hell out of each other and vandalizing a house.

What can I say? My nephew likes Tom and Jerry! [small]And so do I...[/small]

 

[MattRooney06]

Sadly, the rumored fourth Die Hard movie never made it into theaters. There were no sequels to the Crow.
Only one Star Wars trilogy was ever made (there is no creature named Jar-Jar Binks, nor is there any such thing as midichlorians).
Fight Club was never made into a video game.
There was only one Mortal Kombat movie.
Only two Alien movies were made (Alien and Aliens), AVP Requiem was the only Alien versus Predator movie made.
The movie skin walkers was never made.

Requiem was the only AVP

FALCON FLAME!!!!

nah just kidding


i didnt reallllly like either but at least AVP1 was allright

requim was awful


actuially what i ment was the humans in Requim were awful otherwise it was pretty good

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Indiana Jones 4 - dimensional travellers and Dr. Joneses surviving a-bombs in a fridges are no elements of these kind of film.

Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.

Shutup, that has nothing to do with it! I... I mean... I'm sorry, how about we agree on just a little flaming? I'm just so lonely, sad and lonely...
Ah, forget it, internet goes on.

(i'm quoting your part about the fridge)

Narrator: And then Indy woke up in HAPPY TOWN!
Guy: Hello there Indy, you're in Happy Town!
Indy: JESUS CHRIST, this isn't happy town, this is everybody's going to die in five seconds town, *GASP!* Freedom Fridge!!
Freedom Fridge: Hello thar Indy, hop aboard the Freedom Fridge!
narrator: And this was the coolest part when the town went, ZAPPLE DAPPLE DOOM!! and the fridge went WOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Tom and Jerry: The Movie.

They talked, and there was a plot.

How the hell do you make a story out of two animals beating the hell out of each other and vandalizing a house?

You don't, that's how.

Tom and Jerry: The Magical Ring -- thats how you make a story out of two animals beating the hell out of each other and vandalizing a house.

What can I say? My nephew likes Tom and Jerry! [small]And so do I...[/small]

I was talking about this one. [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105616/]

It took everything that made the show great and ruined it.

 

[jpo009]

You know i really dont know what people on this forum are talking about.... i dont remember a third X-man, or new Terminator. And what the hell is a midichlorian? This is a very odd forum.

 

[MattRooney06]

Well... two come to mind.
Starship Troopers 2 and 3.
Specifically number 3. It wasn't a Starship Troopers film.
It was an advertising campaign for religion.
And that kinda finished the job that the second film started...
Only the first one was good. The second had its good parts, though few they were.
Three, basically none...

Yeah that ending for 3 was....I darned near puked! That's a perfect example of stupid people mistaking coincidences for acts of a "god"

Starship troopers one was amazing

three.....well im a christian and the end made me vomit so hard my feel came out my mouth

 

[esperandote]

I wish there have been a silent hill movie, somebody should do something like that.

 

[Carcenomy]

Team 17 ended the Alien Breed franchise with Tower Assault for the CD32, and vampires don't sparkle.

 

[HollywoodH17]

Does anyone else think it's weird that all three - Castlevania, Mario, and Zelda - skipped from their first game to their third game? Strange. Same with Indiana Jones and Die Hard... both skipped right from 1 to 3. No twos in any of these. Weird.

 

[Casual Shinji]

There is only one Robocop movie.
There is only one Highlander movie.
There is only one Matrix movie.
There are only three Indy movies.
There are only two Spidey movies.
There is only Die Hard and Die Hard with a Vengeance.
There is only one Predator movie
There is only one Tremors movie.
There is only one Jaws movie.
There is only one Jurassic Park movie.
There is..................?

.....Well, that's about it, I guess.

For now.

 

[WeatherMan11]

star wars episodes 1-3(including the clone wars moive)
P.s. george lucas has completely turned his back on those he owes his fame and fourtune to...THE FANS.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Godfather 3? Huh never heard of it, must not exist.

Also,I know you weren't including music, but what is that band that released Red Album and Ratitude? Because they sure as hell are not Weezer...