Moving to Austrailia, is there anything i should know?

[Keepitclean]

Spoiler

If an animal isn't poisonous it is most likely delicious. Even the poisonous one aren't that bad too.

Don'ts;
- Try too hard to impress
- Openly like soccer
- Drink VB, that shit is gross
- Buy a Freo or Collingwood gersey

Do's
- Buy a Hilux, Land Cruiser. Patrol, Statesman, Commodore, Falcon or Fairlane (preferably not the Commodore or Statesman, they are rubbish because they are Holdens)
- Buy a West Coast Eagles gersey
- Spell 'colour' with the 'u'
- Be careful you are in Victoria, the lamest state in Australia

Other notes
- They are called 'prawns' not 'shrimp'
- We do have a really cold winter here, especially in places like Melbourne
- Fords are better than Holdens
And most importantly
Western Australia is the best bit

More donts:
dont mix up aussie rules with soccer
eat humans
buy an Essendon gersey

more do's:
- Try to have fun your in victoria not quite the BEST state in australia
-try not to worship our accent, games (Aussie rules football) or anything else people dont like it for some reason.... (aussie rules is the best game ever)


other notes: fords are way better then holdens indeed
west is best so unlucky your're not going there

Fixed that for you.

Remember that every animal except for some of the sheep are very poisonous and out to get you.

Instead may I suggest New Zealand?

This post not in any way paid for by the New Zealand tourist board

I like the least few seconds of this one.

 

[SpAc3man]

Buy some ear muffs. The accent is awful. If you find a hot girl.. Make sure she never talks. Aussies will screw you for their own advantage... Be warned! They are all descended from criminals!

Edit: Underarm bowling cheats!!! We will never forget!

 

[laryri]

Long term exposure to Australium, Australia's most abundent natural resource, will cause all of the following: increased muscle growth, rapid growth of chest and upper lip hair, geographic chest hair patterns and an increased fondness for Australian beer.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Buy some ear muffs. The accent is awful. If you find a hot girl.. Make sure she never talks. Aussies will screw you for their own advantage... Be warned! They are all descended from criminals!

Edit: Underarm bowling cheats!!! We will never forget!

Ah, the call of the Lesser New Zealand Whinger, obviously removed from it's natural habitat 'the 1980s'.

 

[Radelaide]

For starters it's Australia. *sigh* It's a normal country.

If you're moving to Melbourne, ask an NRL supporter about the salary cap