Yes! Fire-fire!Abedeus said:Why exactly 18?
Chain mail, burn it with fire. And gasoline.
Anonymouse said:Sooo Atvomat, did you send your bank details to the lost nigerian prince who wants to deposit his millions of dollars into your account for safe keeping? XD
This would be my dear old (well, not that old) mom. I seriously wish that she'd never discovered the interwebs. Every single lame joke, dumb e-card, rumor that slams a democrat, warning of a stupid scam, or anything else that begs to be forwarded must be sent my way. I've threatened to block her a few times, which has cut down the chain mail a tiny bit.Trivun said:I got this months ago, several times. And several times since then. Either MSN spammers have stored my email address, or I have some pretty thick people on my contacts list...
That all? I get loads every day. Lets see what gems are from today....Vlane said:I received about 5 of those in 2 years. Stupid chain letter sending idiots.
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I never get spammed with e-mails on my private account. My parents get spammed a lot.cuddly_tomato said:That all? I get loads every day. Lets see what gems are from today....Vlane said:I received about 5 of those in 2 years. Stupid chain letter sending idiots.
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That one was short and too the point. This one (which is honestly from the Alliance and Leicester) is rather longer...
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They gave me their very own link too!
But this one, which I wouldn't have bothered to look at at all if it wasn't for this thread (I don't look in junk unless I have a reason too) actually gave me a really good laugh...
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