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[Nukey]

The rogue against the crate, he seems like the kind of guy we can get crystal meth information from.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Anyone else want to vote?

 

[GuiltBlade]

boarding ramp guy as he's coming off a ship

 

[Khedive Rex]

Boarding ramp guy. Theres almost no value to being a rogue in a small town, he wouldn't have legitimate resources to trade with us and there wouldn't be any seedy information we'd care to know considering we're leaving this blasted planet at the end of the day. Unlikely to have weapons or a store of credits we could barter for, highly likely to be moody. Skill set is an inferior combination for the mage class as, while we're hiding gathering the energy to throw fireballs, he'll be hiding too and viola we're both dead!

Boarding Ramp Guy... Definitely boarding ramp guy.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Boarding Ramp Guy! With a name like that, he has got to be awesome.

 

[tetron]

Boarding ramp guy !

 

[the Tadman]

Boarding ramp guy, my say makes it so!

 

[fanklok]

but we can always stab rogue to death take his wallet then get on the ship if anything goes wrong

I say the shifty guy

 

[sky14kemea]

Boarding ramp guy :0

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Boarding ramp guy. Look at my avatar.

 

[MarkTwain]

The rogue. It is possible that BRG is evil, and coming off his evil Evilplane of evil.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I approach the man coming down the boarding ramp. He looks me over.

"I would like to charter your ship off this planet."

He nods, shaking my hand.

"Right, that'll be fifty credits. You got a name?"

Spoiler: Boarding Ramp Guy

1. Tell him my name. (What name?)

2. Give a fake name. (What's the real one, and the fake one?)

3. Hand him an extra ten credits, give no name.

 

[revolverwolf]

We'll tell him a fake name. There is power in a name, especially one as awesome as our guy's name. Our guy is called Geoff McAwesome-Randomname, but saying that will cause the boarding ramp guy's head to explode, so Geoff will introduce himself as Bobfrey Genericname.

You know that it will all make sense as it happens.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

We'll tell him a fake name. There is power in a name, especially one as awesome as our guy's name. Our guy is called Geoff McAwesome-Randomname, but saying that will cause the boarding ramp guy's head to explode, so Geoff will introduce himself as Bobfrey Genericname.

You know that it will all make sense as it happens.

Seconded.

 

[the Tadman]

Slip them credits in his pocket.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

We'll tell him a fake name. There is power in a name, especially one as awesome as our guy's name. Our guy is called Geoff McAwesome-Randomname, but saying that will cause the boarding ramp guy's head to explode, so Geoff will introduce himself as Bobfrey Genericname.

You know that it will all make sense as it happens.

I say do this except don't use a fake name, just have the guys head exploding, then we don't have to pay.

 

[MasterSqueak]

"Bobfrey Genericname."

The man stares at me. He-

Let's try that again...

 

[GuiltBlade]

fake name otherwise you'll seem suspicious and a real name means they can find out about you.

Real: IDK, someone fill this in please.

Fake: Revan (yes I love KoTOR)

 

[SquirrelPants]

Hey! This thread is similar to mine! >:O we must do war of the adventures!

Actually no. This seems pretty cool.

Real name: Wheatius Montarius.
Fake: Hiver Mixgland.

 

[the Tadman]

Like i said before, gief hem moneyz!