Multiplayer gaming f*ck ups

[Casual Shinji]

I don't play online matches that much, but when I do I tend to be the "guy behind the curtain" who takes care of the enemy straglers or sets up traps. So I don't really screw up that much.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I play mostly TF2 and WoW so there isn't a whole lot of team killing there.

I have played on TF2 servers that have friendly fire on, though.
I played a sniper, was inching my way around a corner to shoot an enemy sniper. I see him, he's facing a different direction. It should have been perfect, but just as I pulled the trigger a teammate pops up in front of me and gets shot in the face.

I've also lost count of the number of times I've been spamming rockets at the enemy team, then somehow get launched into the air and in front of a wall where I shoot myself in the face with a rocket and kill myself.

In KillZone because there's 32 players its too easy to team kill because crouching is difficult (guys in front doesn't crouch, you headshot him), so most servers have Friendly Fire switched off, which gives us a rocket spamming problem.

Because a guy carrying an RPG can storm into a group of people with the intention of Martyrdom and the only penalty is himself dying.

What annoys me is a server with NO RPG's tend to also not have the Sniper Class (Scout) because people don't like getting killed by either weapons, the problem is that the Scout class is actually the weakest in the game, so it doesn't make sense.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I'll either do very good or very bad, so I screw up a lot.
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/2xFacepalmAction

LOL thats hilarious, I see you was trying to booby trap your own objective but those Red Team Ladies saw your plan coming a mile away and used it to there advantage.

Edit: Is your avatar MegasXLR with a rainbow coming out of his head..?

Yep, its actually coming out of his neck, the car (his head) in his right hand (left side of pic).

My avatar is normally of a headless teddy bear with a rainbow shooting out of his neck( the full pic is quite gruesome), the avatar store did my current one.

 

[Zarokima]

My favorite fuck-up to have ever witnessed was while playing Spy in TF2. It was on Fastlane, and I was standing around disguised near the enemy team (Dead Ringer) waiting for them to start their assault on our point so I could chain-stab them. Suddenly I get kritzed, they rush, I chain-stab like half of them, then turn around and shoot the medic -- who is STILL kritzing me -- in the face. The best part is that afterward he asked in chat why the guy he kritzed started killing people, so apparently I just got lucky on a noob with a dropped Kritzkrieg.

For my own fuck-ups, I've gotten turned around a couple times as Engineer and set up a base on the wrong the side of the map -- usually from failing to notice that another Engy had their teleporter exit facing the wrong way.