Murder in Dragonborn Manor

[Canadamus Prime]

That's not punishment! That's just mean! Esp. for just a bad report card.

 

[Muspelheim]

I'd stay well clear of my future kid's savegames, out of self-persevation. Trust me, what goes around comes around.

"Wha..? What happened to my Minecraft? Where's my fortress..? Why am I locked inside an unbreakable glass casket on the ocean floor..? Where's my hunger bar?!

I... I can sometimes see the sun. That radiating block of light and hope... Flickering through the murky waters, down into my prison in the abyss... A mocking taste of freedom, out of reach. Why?

Each day, I see it flitter past, and regain a taste for freedom when I know I will be imprisoned down here. Forever."

Not to mention, I wouldn't want to end up in a situation where the kids go "Well... We could let you stay at home and pop in to visit and check up on you once in a while, but we still remember what you did to our Elsweyr saves back in the day. Guess who's going to Kinsford asylum, you senile old sod!"

 

[Swyftstar]

Depending on how seriously the kid took it, any trust you may have had with the kid may be out the window as well as any chance at a meaningful connection/relationship. I think you need to make that right somehow. Discipline is one thing, being a bastard is another.

 

[Phoenix8541]

I love the build up in this and how it shows the emotional binding we have with our avatars. Also freeking dark lol !

 

[The Lugz]

I'd stay well clear of my future kid's savegames, out of self-persevation. Trust me, what goes around comes around.

"Wha..? What happened to my Minecraft? Where's my fortress..? Why am I locked inside an unbreakable glass casket on the ocean floor..? Where's my hunger bar?!

I... I can sometimes see the sun. That radiating block of light and hope... Flickering through the murky waters, down into my prison in the abyss... A mocking taste of freedom, out of reach. Why?

Each day, I see it flitter past, and regain a taste for freedom when I know I will be imprisoned down here. Forever."

Not to mention, I wouldn't want to end up in a situation where the kids go "Well... We could let you stay at home and pop in to visit and check up on you once in a while, but we still remember what you did to our Elsweyr saves back in the day. Guess who's going to Kinsford asylum, you senile old sod!"

i was going to make a comment similar to this, but then i thought someone who does this kinda deserves what comes to them
it's only a shame they get to procreate before this point and therefore don't remove the troll genes from the population

 

[IamLEAM1983]

While this does seem excessive to me, I'll admit that seeing a shocked Argonian was worth it.

 

[Rad Party God]

I can't decide if this is pure genius or too disturbing. Now I have a good idea about how to be a good maniac parent.

 

[RedmistSM]

That's a pretty funny comic and a pretty cruel real story. I'm glad my dad never did anything like that to my stuff while growing up.

 

[Maxtro]

What's really great about the comic, is that the Argonian was the one who killed his wife, he just doesn't remember yet.

It's like Memento.

 

[Penitent]

B-But Stockpile Thomas is a good man!

Good men don't deserve to suffer for the crimes of bad ones! D:

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Damn that is cold. I don't envy Erin's future children.

 

[Souplex]

So since Erin is a sometimes-author-insert, and the undercomic post seems to imply that Moll is at least somewhat based on Grey's girlfriend, does that mean that Erin and Moll are schtupping?

 

[DaRigger420]

That Erin Stout is going to make one.....

<img src=http://v017o.popscreen.com/bXpuc0VjWmxNMkkx_o_csi-miami---classic-horatio-caine-sunglasses-moments-one.jpg>.

Killer Parent.

YEEEAAAoooooowwwwww..............

 

[RockyMotion]

Stockpile Thomas!? You monster! He's not only the most useful NPC in the game, he's also a pretty nice guy...

 

[Hollyday]

My brother did this to me once. Apparently I annoyed him to such a degree that he felt justified in deleting ALL my saves of games I'd been playing on his xbox. I don't think I've ever been so simultaneously angry and gutted. Thankfully for him I'm not vindictive, so I didn't retaliate in kind.

 

[nin_ninja]

What's the difference in age between you and your girlfriend if she has a 17 year old son?

 

[Aroddo]

one of the best yet.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find it much worse that Erin was actually hiding, and waiting, behind the sofa.
Waiting.
Waiting...

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Another thing to add to the list of parenting ideas, thanks for that!

My brother did this to me once. Apparently I annoyed him to such a degree that he felt justified in deleting ALL my saves of games I'd been playing on his xbox. I don't think I've ever been so simultaneously angry and gutted. Thankfully for him I'm not vindictive, so I didn't retaliate in kind.

You must have some idea as to why?

I did it to my younger brother once, after several times of telling him not to throw my controller around when he loses at games etc, so I got rid of everything of his off my PS2 memory card, he never did it again after that. He didn't own any of the games or anything, so I didn't ruin things he paid money for. Just his time, after he cost me a new controller.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I think I'll go hide my Pokémon cartridges now. Just in case my parents see my latest detention slip and decide to take my typhlosion to a farm upstate...