Murder in Dragonborn Manor

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I love this idea. If I'm ever a parent, I'll do this.

Oh don't worry, I'll be sure to back up their save data somewhere safe. When their grades get better, I restore it and remind them I can take always take it away, and only I can restore it.

Muahahahahahaha!
 

Muspelheim

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I'd stay well clear of my future kid's savegames, out of self-persevation. Trust me, what goes around comes around.

"Wha..? What happened to my Minecraft? Where's my fortress..? Why am I locked inside an unbreakable glass casket on the ocean floor..? Where's my hunger bar?!

I... I can sometimes see the sun. That radiating block of light and hope... Flickering through the murky waters, down into my prison in the abyss... A mocking taste of freedom, out of reach. Why?

Each day, I see it flitter past, and regain a taste for freedom when I know I will be imprisoned down here. Forever."

Not to mention, I wouldn't want to end up in a situation where the kids go "Well... We could let you stay at home and pop in to visit and check up on you once in a while, but we still remember what you did to our Elsweyr saves back in the day. Guess who's going to Kinsford asylum, you senile old sod!"
 

Swyftstar

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Depending on how seriously the kid took it, any trust you may have had with the kid may be out the window as well as any chance at a meaningful connection/relationship. I think you need to make that right somehow. Discipline is one thing, being a bastard is another.
 

Phoenix8541

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I love the build up in this and how it shows the emotional binding we have with our avatars. Also freeking dark lol !
 

The Lugz

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Muspelheim said:
I'd stay well clear of my future kid's savegames, out of self-persevation. Trust me, what goes around comes around.

"Wha..? What happened to my Minecraft? Where's my fortress..? Why am I locked inside an unbreakable glass casket on the ocean floor..? Where's my hunger bar?!

I... I can sometimes see the sun. That radiating block of light and hope... Flickering through the murky waters, down into my prison in the abyss... A mocking taste of freedom, out of reach. Why?

Each day, I see it flitter past, and regain a taste for freedom when I know I will be imprisoned down here. Forever."

Not to mention, I wouldn't want to end up in a situation where the kids go "Well... We could let you stay at home and pop in to visit and check up on you once in a while, but we still remember what you did to our Elsweyr saves back in the day. Guess who's going to Kinsford asylum, you senile old sod!"
i was going to make a comment similar to this, but then i thought someone who does this kinda deserves what comes to them
it's only a shame they get to procreate before this point and therefore don't remove the troll genes from the population
 

IamLEAM1983

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While this does seem excessive to me, I'll admit that seeing a shocked Argonian was worth it.
 

Rad Party God

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Feb 23, 2010
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I can't decide if this is pure genius or too disturbing. Now I have a good idea about how to be a good maniac parent.
 

RedmistSM

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That's a pretty funny comic and a pretty cruel real story. I'm glad my dad never did anything like that to my stuff while growing up.
 

Maxtro

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What's really great about the comic, is that the Argonian was the one who killed his wife, he just doesn't remember yet.

It's like Memento.
 

Penitent

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B-But Stockpile Thomas is a good man!

Good men don't deserve to suffer for the crimes of bad ones! D:
 

Souplex

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So since Erin is a sometimes-author-insert, and the undercomic post seems to imply that Moll is at least somewhat based on Grey's girlfriend, does that mean that Erin and Moll are schtupping?
 

DaRigger420

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That Erin Stout is going to make one.....

<img src=http://v017o.popscreen.com/bXpuc0VjWmxNMkkx_o_csi-miami---classic-horatio-caine-sunglasses-moments-one.jpg>.

Killer Parent.

YEEEAAAoooooowwwwww..............
 

RockyMotion

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Stockpile Thomas!? You monster! He's not only the most useful NPC in the game, he's also a pretty nice guy...
 

Hollyday

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My brother did this to me once. Apparently I annoyed him to such a degree that he felt justified in deleting ALL my saves of games I'd been playing on his xbox. I don't think I've ever been so simultaneously angry and gutted. Thankfully for him I'm not vindictive, so I didn't retaliate in kind.