Must resist.... stupidity impulse...

[staika]

I once had the strange impulse to try and copy when you jump off a high place in any of the legend of zelda games and he rolls to avoid any damage. so there I was on my roof contemplating how I would pull off the roll once I landed, which sadly was almost jumping down head first, luckily I did not do it and I am very sad I even contemplated doing that.

If you learned to do a parkour roll you could pull that off without much trouble. Unless it's a double-storey, it which case I'd advise against it.

Incidentally it was a double-storey and that's probably why I didn't jump.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

A couple of nights ago I was very close to cutting myself. It was partly because I was feeling really bad, and partly out of curiosity.

Anyway, now I feel really stupid for even considering it.

Curiosity on that one's surprisingly powerful. Almost done so myself once or twice.

*reads name* Dammit! Why do I always ending up quoting you?

After getting stuck on a mountain whilst skiing, I decided the quickest way down was to semi-deliberately jump down a cliff. In fairness, it probably took about half an hour off the time it would otherwise have taken to get down there with climbing around.
It's just that I lost my skis in the process and should probably have died. Meh.

 

[Togs]

Normally one someone does or something stupid I get an overpowering urge to be grossly inappropriate, whihc may be fine with friends but with bosses and cops not so much.

 

[Nickthequick]

I once ran around a pool and broke my arm, the lesson, Don't Run Around Pools.

 

[Togs]

my friends and i took a 'for sale' sign for no reason. one just said 'how funny would it be if we took that sign' and i did. we got out of the part where the sign was, still holding it, and i said 'here take it!'
it ended up in a river.

Oh god did this once- ended up walking back across town at the 4 in the morning with a property sign across each shoulder, weren't half a shock when I woke up next morning with them on my bed.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I starteda fight once.

A kid was a dick, and get bragging, and oyu never heard the end of it. So one day he said he could take a chair being broken over his back, and for some reason I didnt even think about it before I broke a chair over him.

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

The Internet. All day, every day.

I see something stupid on the Internet, and I consider responding. It's at that point I generally realize what a moron I would be for responding no matter how insightful I think my post would be.

In real life? Lots of things. The urge is a lot stronger when I have friends around.

 

[hexFrank202]

I'm at church. Service just ended so I'll be gone soon. Some guy opened up his wallet to give someone some money. Holy crap it has hundred dollar bills in it. Take it! Grab it and run!

...wait, wait no. That's illegal. And he'd probably catch up to me.

 

[Sparrow]

I always get the urge to jump onto train tracks when I'm at the train station. I don't know whether I'm subconsciously suicidal or stupidly curious.

I'm currently dating a 17-year-old.

So yeah, I succumbed, even though I know it's a dumb move.

She's not Asian as well, is she Mr Pilgrim?

 

[AvsJoe]

Jumping off cliffs.

You know the feeling where you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you get the urge to jump. Well, in the Summer at Cyprus Lake, I jump. Without testing the depth below beforehand. I could die, and I still jump.

The stupidity impulse that I resist is my sarcasm. Whenever someone says anything, I instantly come up with a sarcastic response that I often have a hard time holding back.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I'm currently dating a 17-year-old.

So yeah, I succumbed, even though I know it's a dumb move.

She's not Asian as well, is she Mr Pilgrim?

Half-Singaporean, half Caucasian. Also: it's a guy. Not that that matters.

 

[Griffstar]

Jumping off cliffs.

You know the feeling where you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you get the urge to jump. Well, in the Summer at Cyprus Lake, I jump. Without testing the depth below beforehand. I could die, and I still jump.

The stupidity impulse that I resist is my sarcasm. Whenever someone says anything, I instantly come up with a sarcastic response that I often have a hard time holding back.

This.
Really, happens a lot.

 

[Lawllerskater]

I wanted to kiss this girl so badly yesterday. We were just talking about our lives, and I had an urge. It would have been stupid though, since she clearly friend-zoned me a couple days earlier.

 

[AvsJoe]

Jumping off cliffs.

You know the feeling where you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you get the urge to jump. Well, in the Summer at Cyprus Lake, I jump. Without testing the depth below beforehand. I could die, and I still jump.

The stupidity impulse that I resist is my sarcasm. Whenever someone says anything, I instantly come up with a sarcastic response that I often have a hard time holding back.

This.
Really, happens a lot.

What, jumping off cliffs or sarcasm?

 

[Outright Villainy]

Oh when I was younger, I did the stupidest thing. You know those part where carriages on a train interconnect? Well, on older trains, the carriages kinda slide over each other so they can turn corners. I stuck my finger in there. God knows how it didn't come off. I think I was about 6, definitely old enough to know it was a really fucking bad idea, but I did it anyway.

But yeah, that was the stupidest thing I ever did.

 

[Griffstar]

Jumping off cliffs.

You know the feeling where you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you get the urge to jump. Well, in the Summer at Cyprus Lake, I jump. Without testing the depth below beforehand. I could die, and I still jump.

The stupidity impulse that I resist is my sarcasm. Whenever someone says anything, I instantly come up with a sarcastic response that I often have a hard time holding back.

This.
Really, happens a lot.

What, jumping off cliffs or sarcasm?

Both.

 

[Drakane]

After a few days of playing one of the GTA's I was walking into the mall that had 2 running cop cars sitting in front of the building w/ no one around.... i really wanted to steal one, or at least like take it a different entrance more as a... that will learn yea fuckers.

 

[faspxina]

I was crossing the street with this teenage kid in front of me, who had a weird hop-while-I-walk style of walking, and suddenly I felt the urge to mimic him as I followed him.

Wish I did...

xD

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I usually want to jump off stuff but hold back. Just 2 days ago in the middle of an english exam i wanted to run out of the place and do some parkour. Another time i was in the courtyard at school and (after playing red dead redemption for a few days before) I saw a seagull flying above me and (I shit you not) reached for my non-existant revolver.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I did once consider, while at a party, just walking across the dance floor and snogging some random girl.

That would have pretty much been the stupidest I'd ever done, so I'm glad I didn't go through with it.