Must resist.... stupidity impulse...
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It's probably the most wasteful, privileged thing I could do- but I have always wanted to have a food fight. The idea of it has always just sounded fun, but the guilt afterward, feeling like such a dick for wasting so much perfectly good food is not worth the experience..
Maybe if the world was ending..
Maybe if the world was ending..
I have two recurring impulses. The First one is when a cop walks by me, I feel a temptation to make a grab for his gun. The second one is when I'm in a car I feel like throwing my ipod or cell phone out the window.
So many things. I get an urge to jump from high places all the time, I jumped off a three meter wall once. I rolled at the bottom so I wasn't seriously injured but my back was pretty fucked for a few days after. I always want to steal things, most of the time it isn't even stuff I want, I just want to know if I could get away with it. I tried to juggle with knives once, which ended up with me slicing my hand open and almost spearing my foot.
I always get the urge to jump off that railing in shopping centers where you can look down to see the lower floors. Not in a omg-kill-my-self way, but just for the rush of going down and hoping that I would land like cat-woman.
I do impulsive things with food all the time.
Peanut butter on caramel mudcake. Try it sometime.
Peanut butter on caramel mudcake. Try it sometime.
Things I stopped myself from doing?
"I bet you can't blow up that guitar amp with your bass!"
"No, that'll cost me a shit-ton to replace"
Things I have done?
"Hey, it turns out that silica gel stuff you get in packages isn't as poisonous as everyone says it is. I bet you can't eat this packet"
Guess who had their stomach pumped recently.
"I bet you can't blow up that guitar amp with your bass!"
"No, that'll cost me a shit-ton to replace"
Things I have done?
"Hey, it turns out that silica gel stuff you get in packages isn't as poisonous as everyone says it is. I bet you can't eat this packet"
Guess who had their stomach pumped recently.
Couple of years ago, drinking alone in a pub, I started stubbing out cigarettes on the back of my hand and arm, out of idle curiosity about how much it would hurt.Tharwen said:
Two days later, the lass I was dating stopped seeing me because she was concerned that I was intentionally self-harming.
I get those all the time. Like, really random, really stupid, and sometimes, creepy and violent. But I never do them.
...I think I may have issues.
...I think I may have issues.
Once while shopping at Walmart I passed a mentally handicapped person with some money pinned to their shirt, along with a note proclaiming it to be the wearer's birthday. I briefly thought about how easy it would have been for me to grab the money and run, I was able to resist the impulse.
And just about anytime I see a kid running around in heelies, or just running around being a jack-ass, I'm tempted to trip them.
And just about anytime I see a kid running around in heelies, or just running around being a jack-ass, I'm tempted to trip them.
I have a really hard time keeping from launching into arguments about religion and evolution with people. I don't know why. Also saying sarcastic things in the middle of lectures. Jebus it's hard to keep those in.
Mostly randomly wanting to throw things.
Like yesterday I tried to say something to a person talking with someone and instead of getting up, going over and tapping on her shoulder I thought I could just throw the glass right next to me at her to get attention.
Ended up in jail not doing it.
Like yesterday I tried to say something to a person talking with someone and instead of getting up, going over and tapping on her shoulder I thought I could just throw the glass right next to me at her to get attention.
Ended up in jail not doing it.
