My Little Diablo: The Secret Level Is Magic

[LilithSlave]

So you're one of those types who has no problem killing human enemies in video games, but will never kill an animal in them?

No, you're just creepily excited and specific about it.

 

[Easton Dark]

So you're one of those types who has no problem killing human enemies in video games, but will never kill an animal in them?

No, you're just creepily excited and specific about it.

I'm not being specific. Blizzard, of course, should be the one to decide how they die. I'm just giving suggestions, is all.

Very specific suggestions. And you suggested my two top ponies. Begone with you!

 

[Versuvius]

Now if only blizzard had put some Chris Chan style Bronies on the level to explode/fry/eviscerate i could really begin to tickle my jollies.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Yes.
Conquest and destruction of the pony menace?
The emperor will be pleased.

 

[Versuvius]

Yes.
Conquest and destruction of the pony menace?
The emperor will be pleased.

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Equestria. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

Edit: I terrify myself knowing i have this on a file for such situations.

 

[WanderingFool]

Now im gonna look on google and see if anyone has posted a drawing of the MLP cast getting mauled by the Diablo 3 classes...

 

[Sylocat]

Now im gonna look on google and see if anyone has posted a drawing of the MLP cast getting mauled by the Diablo 3 classes...

Are you kidding? The Ponies would run circles around them.

 

[saintdane05]

Yes.
Conquest and destruction of the pony menace?
The emperor will be pleased.

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Equestria. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

Edit: I terrify myself knowing i have this on a file for such situations.

Populous of Equestria! The hideos invaders may take our magic! They may take our lives! But they will never take, OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!

CHARGE! FOR ALL OF PONY KIND!!!!

 

[babinro]

A welcome change to the mood of the game.

"Sunshine lollipops and rainbows..."

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Blizzard has made the perfect secret level (still not encouraging me to buy the game and deal with the terrible DRM). Think about it, bronies can play it for the novelty value of having a level set in a place like Equestria in Diablo 3. Then anti bronies can play it and get their sick fantasies of murdering ponies out the way! Neutrals can just play it for the novelty! It's a win all round situation!

Anyone complaining about this, saying Diablo 3 is ruined. Fuck you.

 

[Silas13013]

Why are bronies offended by this? I love the show and thought this was hilarious. It's a game and it shows that even if Blizzard is imposing this DRM on us, there is still a little light somewhere in the company.

 

[Amnestic]

but this is trying to poke fun at an objective truth,

That objective truth being?

 

[natster43]

Silly, I am still not buying this game, but it is silly.

 

[Amnestic]

but this is trying to poke fun at an objective truth,

That objective truth being?

Oh, I don't know. It had to do with celery as far as I remember[footnote]Don't be coy, you know what I'm talking about.[/footnote].

No, I really don't. All I remember are subjective opinions but if you've got an objective truth, lay it on me.

 

[Amnestic]

No, I really don't. All I remember are subjective opinions but if you've got an objective truth, lay it on me.

'Course you do, you just fallaciously label it an opinion.

Spoiler

The art style deviates from the gothic fantasy defined by its predecessors. It's that easy.

I distinctly remember Diablo 2 Act 2 having very little in the way of 'gothic fantasy'. Seemed more Arabian Fantasy to me, so how can it be an art style defined by its predecessors if its own predecessors went against it?

If you can provide screenshots from outside of the Secret Pony Level which demonstrate an actual deviation from gothic fantasy - a term which appears to have no fully agreed upon definition to begin with[footnote]Which begs the question of how one can have an objective truth based off an entirely subjective art style with no agreed upon definition. The answer is you can't, of course.[/footnote] - then perhaps I'll listen. A GIS of "Diablo 3 Screenshots" seems to indicate that the art style hasn't deviated at all, but hey, maybe I'll be proven wrong?