My Nerd Year's Resolutions

teh_gunslinger

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. did it better.
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I love this list!

I also find it amusing that I seem to be able to spot every article Elizabeth Grunewald writes from the title alone.
 

DTWolfwood

Better than Vash!
Oct 20, 2009
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9. Organize toys on desk at office. Data and Picard keep falling into each other, looks sort of...wrong.
wait y is it wrong? XD

14. Start reading Axe Cop. Try not to kill self because it was written by a six year old.
i just read the first episode and ROFL

20. Work on Nerf weaponry skills. Pathetic; need to defend self when ambushed in meeting, at desk, etc.
Working at the escapist must be tuff if you have to worry about getting ambushed :O
 

Aurora Firestorm

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May 1, 2008
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Solution to your D&D problem -- play a tabletop that actually focuses on roleplaying instead of making you die every 30 seconds and reroll a character who doesn't matter within himself.

(Bitter about my first and only D&D campaign, yes, where I never got to get past level 5 in two years and thus was stuck with lame spells and ultra-low HP.)
 

vxicepickxv

Slayer of Bothan Spies
Sep 28, 2008
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Might I suggest you get some Paul scale Nerf weaponry?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1877-The-Arms-Race


Thanks so much for that link to The Guild.
 

Kiba The Wolf

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Aug 7, 2009
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Am I the only who imagined the article being read by Mordin from Mass Effect 2, because of the way it is written it kind sounds like the way he talks. This is not a bad thing, it was pretty hilarious.
 

Ghengis John

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Dec 16, 2007
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Nerf makes a fine -line of nerf swords now. What could impress the office mates more than an elegant weapon from a more civilized age?
 

theSovietConnection

Survivor, VDNKh Station
Jan 14, 2009
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Might I recommend the Longstrike [http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/d88c/?cpg=ogkdls&source=google_kdls&gclid=CP2o9vXmmaYCFQTNKgodDCfOog] Nerf rifle? Easily my favourite gun, if a little unweildly.
 

Dastardly

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Elizabeth Grunewald said:
My Nerd Year's Resolutions

Sorry, treadmill. Maybe next year.

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I'd happily volunteer my services to make some fun (and safe) modifications to your NERF arsenal. Let me know what you've got...
 

Daymo

And how much is this Pub Club?
May 18, 2008
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My list is watch Gundam seed and Wing and also to not ny anything more from steam until I've finished a substantiale number of the games I've already brought.