My sister is so. DAMN. LAZY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lock the annoying little shriek boxes in her room for a day to piss and shit all over to their hearts content, that and make that horrible shrieking noise they make all the time. Tell her if she doesn't want it to happen again she needs to be better about taking them out to do their business, that and physically taking the router with you would probably be better than just changing the password. Resetting those things back to the factory setting usually isn't that hard to figure out.
That reminds me of my sister a few months ago. Parents went out for vacation and left me and my sister a list of things to do. Sure I procrastinated a few things but I also did stuff. We both worked over the weekend but she had a 4 hour shift that was over by noon and I had a total of 12 hours over the course of the weekend. She made huge messes in the kitchen and She waited until we got the phone call telling us that our parents were halfway home to even start cleaning. Ended up asking me for help after I finished the last of my chores. Then when our parents got home and starting confronting her as to why half her chores were not done (the other half I helped her with) she kept playing the victim saying things like "Oh, HE procrastinated too!" and "Oh I worked this weekend, so you cant use that as an excuse!". After about 20 minutes of her doing this, arguing with my parents, and trying to get me in just as much trouble as her. I snapped for the second time in my entire life. Next thing I knew I had my sister [footnote] Just to make sure that I don't get flamed by online crusaiders for hitting a girl: My sister is 19 and I am 21, she has a shit ton of muscle from dance I have a flabby gut, she has a direct channel to the unholy fury of f***ing Satan and the strength of a semi truck while if I am lucky I have a cooler head. I was tormented by her for half my life and even now the thought of fighting her sends terror through my heart. The only reason I lashed out at all was that my anger drowned out my common sense telling me not to unleash the demon within her.[/footnote] pinned to the floor, attempting to bite, scratch, kick, and spit at me. She had a bright red cheek and I had several bleeding claw like gashes on my arm and after I finally unpinned her she attempted to hit me with a full force kick straight to the groin, missing by a matter of inches and bruising my leg. However for a moment before her rage kicked in there was a bit of fear in her eyes and she seems to listen to things I say now and actually does her chores in a timely manner so victory... possibly?
Yea never ever doing that ever again.
[sub] Just to be clear I am not suggesting you use violence, your situation just reminded me of this event[/sub]
Yea never ever doing that ever again.
[sub] Just to be clear I am not suggesting you use violence, your situation just reminded me of this event[/sub]
Like others have said before me, if she is a teenager thats kind of what life is like. When I was a teenager I spent a god-awful amount of time infront of the computer and didn't really do much else I wasn't forced to. She will grow up.
If she is already grown up? Yeah then kick her out or make her get a job, but from the sound of it she isn't much older than 14-16?
If she is already grown up? Yeah then kick her out or make her get a job, but from the sound of it she isn't much older than 14-16?
Ask her how much she cares for the state of the domicile in which she lives, how much she cares about the effort others put into making it habitable, and how much she cares about the effort she puts in.
Then, depending on her response. Place the same amount of regard in her responses into your regard for her, and her happy time.
What reason do you have to give a f--- about her happiness if she can't spare the same regard for yours? And if I were you, this will be the main point I would bring to her on the silver platter. In fact, I would yell this at her, because I would genuinely be upset at someone who expects me to care when they're going to take a dump on my happiness.
Then, depending on her response. Place the same amount of regard in her responses into your regard for her, and her happy time.
What reason do you have to give a f--- about her happiness if she can't spare the same regard for yours? And if I were you, this will be the main point I would bring to her on the silver platter. In fact, I would yell this at her, because I would genuinely be upset at someone who expects me to care when they're going to take a dump on my happiness.
Thank ****ing god for being a lonely child!mattttherman3 said:
but yeah.. take the internet and put a lock on the room.. make her understand.. also.. how old is she again?
why do these threads make me feel like the only teenager in the world who actually helps people? I know I am not the only one but the way you guys talk about my age group makes it seem so.
just throw the dogs in her bed and watch as they piss her bed while she ends up feeding the enemy team.
just throw the dogs in her bed and watch as they piss her bed while she ends up feeding the enemy team.
As an elder brother myself I know putting locks on things will solve nary a thing. Either you confront her about it in a properly serious atmosphere (i.e. with your parents in the room) or keep up the Wile E. Coyote act. I tell you from experience littler siblings never give up on a war.
Change the password.
Make a list of chores.
Tape it onto the computer before she wakes up.
When she removes the list, she'll find that she cannot access the computer and that the chores are the only thing to do to pass the time.
Make a list of chores.
Tape it onto the computer before she wakes up.
When she removes the list, she'll find that she cannot access the computer and that the chores are the only thing to do to pass the time.
Well, first of all that situation sucks... I have 5 siblings (both younger and older) so I know your pain bro... my advice is skip the lock, disable/take the internet away completely, don't bother with the password. Take the pictures and such of the house when you come home (possibly email/text them right to your parents while they're gone) and don't yell at her. this way you have a better defense when your parents come home, you didn't yell, didn't abuse, and you have proof of what the house looked like every day you were at work. Make sure to keep anything important to you in your room and lock it up, preferably with one of the small deadbolts as well as a regular handle lock. This way she would have to break the door in to get revenge on you and that's even more to use against her when your parents come home.mattttherman3 said:
I hope this helps, sorry its so long
I think this is why ***** slaps were invented :/
No but seriously, do something about it. Talk to her and if that doesn't work, go full retard. The locking the door thing was a good idea.
No but seriously, do something about it. Talk to her and if that doesn't work, go full retard. The locking the door thing was a good idea.
My sis has something against doing dishes. When we were growing up, she would say "Mom wants you to do the dishes" when in reality she herself was told. Then when I'm finished with the dishes and I learn that it was her job, I get pissed. The second time it happened I refused to ever do the dishes on her word.
Me and my dad have a similar problem with my mum and brother. We do pretty much all the housekeeping by ourselves even though we both work (he even has 2 jobs), and my brother will lounge about not looking for a job or going to college, and my mum will lounge about watching TV when she isn't working (of which she only works about 15-20 hours a week).
It's frustrating but I think outside help is the only way to go really. It's gotten my brother to at least clean his own room and clean up after himself in the bathroom. And my mum will now do a little bit of clothes washing if she can be bothered.
I'd suggest finding help from anyone in your family who your sister gets along with. And leave the locking out thing as a last resort.
It's frustrating but I think outside help is the only way to go really. It's gotten my brother to at least clean his own room and clean up after himself in the bathroom. And my mum will now do a little bit of clothes washing if she can be bothered.
I'd suggest finding help from anyone in your family who your sister gets along with. And leave the locking out thing as a last resort.
Wow, and I thought I was a lazy bastard!
Can I get her number? Does she give out tips on procrastination? I feel like I really need to up my game now, I'm falling behind!
Can I get her number? Does she give out tips on procrastination? I feel like I really need to up my game now, I'm falling behind!
Ah, well the yorkies were never properly trained. So they don't know better, I tried to train them myself, by locking them where they sleep and letting them out once an hour, was going to move to letting them roam at some point, but when I can't be home every day, doesn't really work out. The fourth dog is a golden retriever, she can hold it all day but I let her out too. She at least knows not to piss in the house!A Smooth Criminal said:
She get's along with no one. Only her friends. But it's great before they come over cause she cleans. But not the mess after they leave, no sir.CardinalPiggles said:
Or you could try speaking to her reasonably.
"I have to do X amount of work, it's not fair that I then have to come home and do X amount around the house. If you are at home all day the least you could do is X and Y. You are not a little child, the least you can do is clean up after yourself and look after the dogs."
It might not work, but to be honest your sister sounds more depressed than she does lazy.
"I have to do X amount of work, it's not fair that I then have to come home and do X amount around the house. If you are at home all day the least you could do is X and Y. You are not a little child, the least you can do is clean up after yourself and look after the dogs."
It might not work, but to be honest your sister sounds more depressed than she does lazy.
Well I was against all new pets after my first dog died. But then the parents got a golden retriever, she's a good dog. The yorkies? Oh fuck no, all Mom. No consultation, just brought home one female, next year a male, year after that they have puppies and we keep one, my sister wanted to keep all 4 puppies of that litter. I would have moved out and lived on social assistance if that happened, fuck 6 yorkies. She was definately for it. Did I mention I really don't like yorkies, cause I don't.Anoni Mus said: