Mysterious Emails

[Lexodus]

Nothing interesting like this ever happens to me, i would have so much fun with a real stalker. Oh well...

Take one of mine? Please?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Scary stuff.

I haven't picked up anything on this, perhaps we should get Anon on the case.

They'd probably make it worse!

 

[Lexodus]

Take one of mine? Please?

Just one, how many do you have to give?

Three currently, although I reckon I've managed to give one of them the slip. I haven't been to Salisbury in a while, which is where he is based.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I haven't gotten one from her. And I doubt I ever will...

 

[Lexodus]

Three currently, although I reckon I've managed to give one of them the slip. I haven't been to Salisbury in a while, which is where he is based.

Hmm see when i say stalker my mind usually thinks of crazed but over the top sexy girl who doesnt know better...guess i have to lower my stalker standards.

Think tall, freakishly skinny, freakishly ugly, borderline homosexual guy that dribbles when he looks at you and follows you to the train station, no matter what route you take through a city (I once missed 3 prospective trains to get away from him).

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Ooh! We get stalkers?

I want one! ^_^

I shall love him, and pet him and call him George. ^_^

 

[stormcaller]

I now declare the escapist witch stalker trials open!

A lifetime supply of cookies to the one who brings the most stalker heads!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Troll. TO ARMS BROTHERS! *toots troll-slaying horn*

But seriously, what the heck?? People are weird....and desperate......and now my brain hurts.....

 

[Lexodus]

Ooh! We get stalkers?

I want one! ^_^

I shall love him, and pet him and call him George. ^_^

Go ahead. Maybe I should auction mine off?

 

[Lexodus]

Think tall, freakishly skinny, freakishly ugly, borderline homosexual guy that dribbles when he looks at you and follows you to the train station, no matter what route you take through a city (I once missed 3 prospective trains to get away from him).

jesus i think youre being followed by a vampire...damn too bad i dont live in the UK i would so help you find this guy, even though that picture you painted is quite creepy.

No. I'm a vampire. He's a gay android creeper.

 

[megapenguinx]

Maybe it's because your email adress is displayed in your profile?

I'm going with this. Although it is possible that a spam bot followed you here. Or maybe there is a woman out there who is creepily stalking you

 

[razer17]

well it's better than being told your penis is inadequate, or that you are in need of viagra.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

I always thought stalkers were kinda creepy. If I ever had one, they would find out quickly they picked the wrong person to stalk.

 

[antipunt]

9. It's from somebody called 'Carol' and the subject says, 'Hi! It's your friend Kevin!'
10. It concerns penis enlargement or Nigerians.
11. It advertises h/ot> chicks getting rammed by h'orse;cock (or 'd;ogc_ock')

omg.. SO TRUE