Namco Building Life-Sized Gundam

BakaSmurf

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Obviously, this Gundam is fully functional, the Japanese are just using the Transformers tactic, hide it in plain sight, nobody expects someone to leave a functional superweapon out in a public where a young, angsty Japanese youth can 'accidentally' fall into the cockpit during a nuclear attack on his doomed hometown.

I say we send a sleeper agent to infiltrate the Japanese development team and hijack the Gundam as soon as it's completed despite having absolutely zero piloting experiance just so we can say "Ha ha! Fuck you America, we stole it first!" only to discover that the other ( http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gigantastic/pictures-of-full+scale-59+foot-gundam-robot-kicks-optimus-primes-ass-279774.php ) life-sized Super Prototype Gundam was also fully functional and has come after the second, less powerful pre-production model to capture or destroy it at all costs.

Obviously, the first Gundam (The one at Mt. Fuji) will have been customized and painted red to show that it's piloted by a badass blonde guy that'll end up doing a face-heel turn and join Canada to defeat the evil(?) nation of Japan for some personal reason or something like that. Then America will lauch all of their nukes at everyone to shut them the hell up, ending the 'war' between Canada & Japan.

Oh yeah, the Canadian sleeper agent will be a girl, just to mix things up for frickin' once.

I smell a new horrible Canadian-made live-action movie plot!
 

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I was gonna make a new thread for this, but what the heck, HOORAY SEARCH FUNCTION!!!

Look here: http://punynari.wordpress.com/2009/06/09/assembled-life-sized-rx78-gundam-part-1/

I can now safely say that we're screwed. SCREWED I TELLS YA!!!

EDIT: Not to beat a dead horse, but.... I just knew something was up when Japan decided to ban their *ehem* sensitive games. Now you know who to blame when someone pilots this thing and destroys us all.
 

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CantFaketheFunk said:
Keane Ng said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
Aww man. This is awesome, but why couldn't it be the Nu Gundam?
Because they're celebrating the classics, dude! And I think those new-fangled Gundams with ten-million swords and angel wings would be too complicated to build anyway.
Hey, the Nu was from Char's Counterattack, piloted by the same guy who did the first Gundam. It's also by far my favorite design in the franchise.

C'mon, just look at it!



...ok, maybe they would have to leave the Fin Funnels off.
I lost my interest in Gundam a long time ago. But I gotta admit, Nu Gundam is a much better choice.
 

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Griever18 said:
That would be like Canada making giant statues of Nickelback.
Well, we already have a giant Easter Egg, and a giant goose, a giant chair, a giant lobster (I think) and a giant nickel.

Yup. Everything is bigger in Canada.

EDIT: Woah...just noticed this thread was necro'd. I gotta pay more attention to the post date.