Name your child!

Phisi

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Alex or Sam or Max o all three should I have three children. That way it doesn't matter what sex they are.
 

BeeGeenie

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If it's a girl, Elizabeth: it's wonderfully adaptive, you can shorten it to all kinds of things.
If it's a boy... I'm tempted to go with Adolph. Hear me out! Adolph is a perfectly good name. Future generations shouldn't be deprived of a name just because Hitler was a dick. People still use the name Joseph, even though Stalin was a dick! It doesn't seem fair for this one name to be singled out, just because Hitler was a dick.
Also, I want to be able to wear a tiny mustache, but Hitler being a dick ruined that for me too! :mad:
 

bluerocker

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Welp, supposing I don't change my last name, and I would like to have a son:

Dante Alighieri Gravel

Yup. I loved the Divine Comedy; [sub]perhaps a little too much...[/sub]

A perfect full name to say when upset.

"Dante Alighieri Gravel, you march right in here, young man! You are in very big trouble, you hear me!"
 
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If I somehow have a child, which is not in the cards (I'm not totally gay, I just don't do well with children, and I don't think having one of my own will suddenly mature me into a good parent), I would name a son Alan, and a daughter Tali. Look it up, it is a real name. Bioware did not just make it up.
 

PatrickXD

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If its a girl I'm going with Tegan, not sure about a middle name. Tegan's a welsh name, I know an few Tegan's and they're all good people.
Boys name? I've no idea, I'm not that great with boy related anything. My favourite boys name is Patrick, and that's my name so I think I'll call him Patrick 2 or something.
 

Screamarie

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Well I've kind of already decided if I had a daughter I'm probably naming her Alice and middle name Renee. Alice because I like the name and Renee after my best friend because my mother gave me my middle name after her best friend.

As for a boy...I...don't know. After sitting here for several minutes and still not able to think of anything I think I'm gonna have to come back to that if I think of something.
 

217not237

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Um... how did I get a baby, who is his or her mother, and how did she get my man juices?

Anyway, my last name is "Majors," so I'd have to go with Ursa. Or maybe "Art," but Art Majors all turn out to be losers.
 

PrinceFortinbras

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There really are too few roman names. I think I would go for Cornelia for a girl and maybe Octavian or Aurelius or something for a boy..
 

Girl With One Eye

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My first child will be called Sephiroth regardless of gender. Now I just need to find a husband who will be ok with that.
 

Lord Quirk

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It is quite simple: Florian Phineas Horatio Albertrand Esquire. The Esquire at the end is important.
For a girl, however? Dunno. Maybe Catherine. Not as cool as the planned boy's name though.

CAPTCHA: goes to eleven. i wonder is that would make a good name?
 

WhyBotherToTry

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I've always liked double first names for girls so my first choice would be Lucy Alice.

For a boy I'd say either Dante or Calvin.
 

Mr Fixit

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For a boy I think it would have to be Olan Marcus & for a girl either Zoey, Jessica or Ashlia or some combo of those....
 

mionic

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Charles, Isaac, Stephen, Albert, and some others I can't think of for male.
Sofia, Marie, and some other I can't think of for female.
Or some unisex name because why not?
 

Palademon

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Someone's probably going to falsely tell me that I'd be a horrible parent for doing this, and my child will (somehow) be worse off for it (my name is Jonathan, that did not make me immune to stupid nicknames), but...

My daughter would be Saria Konata.
If they're ginger, then Seraphim Konata.
I also like Maria. If I ever have female twins I want Maria and Saria.

For my son I feel like having their first name be some variation of Demetri, followed by stupid ammounts of obvious reference middle names.

Demetri Zidane Simon Shulk etc.

Girl With One Eye said:
My first child will be called Sephiroth regardless of gender. Now I just need to find a husband who will be ok with that.
I...think that would make an amusingly adorable name if it was a girl.
You could call her Sephie! ^_^
 

Nannernade

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Girl: Erika or Alexis (Erika because if I had been born a girl that's what I would have been named, Alexis no real reason I just like it)

Boy: Christopher

Honestly when I thought about this it came down to does it sound good with my last name or not... *ponders*... yes, yes it does.