Name Your Kid Jason, Win Free Games

[Aardvark Soup]

Why would you call your kid after a pretty dumb Greek wannabe hero that only completed his tasks because Medea used magic to help him cheat at them. Well, at least that was the case in Ovid's version of the Argonautica.

 

[Datalord]

LOL, i can't stop laughing about "to heal" the serial killer

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I just realised, it's probably a real bad idea to give li'l Jason hockey lessons too.

It's still a better idea than giving him a machete and sending him to summer camp.

 

[T-Blade]

Psh, my son is going to called Constantine.

 

[Kriegsherr]

How many games is a year's worth exactly? Do they give you a game per month for a year? Do they give you a free copy of every new game they release this year? How many games can they release in a year? You'd get like one game, and it would be awful. If they want people to go out and have kids and then name them whatever they should have good prizes, i'd call my kid whatever the hell they wanted if it was for Duke Nukem Forever, but we all know that game isnt real

 

[Lukeje]

Anyone who names their child after a celebrity (useless, vapid twats that most of them are,) needs to be shot in the neck.
Also, Jason is not as cool a name as...
Well I can't think of one, but there has to be a cooler name.

'Luke'?

 

[Lukeje]

Anyone who names their child after a celebrity (useless, vapid twats that most of them are,) needs to be shot in the neck.
Also, Jason is not as cool a name as...
Well I can't think of one, but there has to be a cooler name.

'Luke'?

Didn't you try to take over my mind?

I did take over your mind, but unfortunately you managed to use the time-machine to retroactively prevent me from taking over your mind before I could realise your true potential. On that note... would you like a cookie?