it's been years but I used to play the first left 4 dead hardcore with some friends, and (can't remember the map) when we were waiting for the boat to get there (you hide in the cabin/house as a bunker while the boat is on the way) we had all of the openings down like we were fucking rambo, and out of nowhere a boomer ran into the main front door and exploded, which in turn made our entry way look like this:MeTalHeD said:I can imagine the clenching of your buttcheeks during this game
and of course, right when that happens a smoker hits our shotgun user from a different angle and drags him off. The front door defense got overwhelmed but we held, and so they take off because they hear the boat and I retreated towards the backdoor to head towards the boat that way, and low and behold, a gloriously pissed off tank is behind the door, he ***** slaps me across the house and back out the front door to which plenty of zombies had now congregated to again, to which I just span in a circle unloading my rifle, and surprisingly took out quite a few of the fuckers, was able to still hobble towards the boat (my friends were spilling every bullet they had around me to keep any zombies+that pissed off tank away from me) and about 10 feet from the boat the tank smashes me again, but this time ***** slapping me onto the boat FTW lol
the fact I survived was nothing short of a miracle.