Need your boyish charm and wit...(EDITED)

[MalloryHartevelt]

You vain vain person you...

anyway i need help, what would be the mosts perfectly awesome gift for a guy? Since its christmas and his bday coming up I had no idea! (he gonna be 18)

ok he likes chemistry,ps3, turtles, pokemon, movies, he prefers to stay in than go out,really good on guitar etc etc

oh also im limited to £150, so a bit more wilder ideas than just booze and hookers (im his gf)

 

[SomeBritishDude]

A hooker.

 

[Aunel]

in what country are you?

if the drinking age is 16, give him beer.

 

[Brnin8]

Whats he like? aside from hookers. Shame on you BritishDude
Edit: mind you it isn't a bad idea

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

A hooker.

he's my boyfriend xx

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

Whats he like? aside from hookers. Shame on you BritishDude
Edit: mind you it isn't a bad idea

erm kind of nerdy, likes chemistry, turtles, ps3, pokemon...all that stuff xx

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you....

Erm. Anyway. You're asking us to choose a gift for a young man WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. What's his hobbies? Is he 'into' a certain band, music genre, movie type, etc.? I would certainly hope you know at least a few of these things, and unless you share them you're only going to get gems such as:

A hooker.

EDIT: Okay, you beat me to the punch there. But still. We need something more specific than "turtles, PS3, etc." or I'll have no choice but to recommend you knit him a turtle-shaped PS3 cozy.

 

[pffh]

A hooker.

he's my boyfriend xx

Steak, beer and a blowjob.

 

[Woodsey]

in what country are you?

if the drinking age is 16, give him beer.

This, or some tits he can play with. He won't say it to your face (probably) but it's what he's really hoping for.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Booze. Booze is the ticket to any persons heart...and pants.

 

[Nickolai77]

How about sex?


Ok Ok, i'll be serious now... I would suggest something like a music CD, or if he likes reading a book of sorts get that, if he likes manga then a manga comic. If you want to go to town a bit more on him then how about a video or PC game. Or you could buy him some wall posters. Those are my suggestions.

Edit: His favourite alcaholic beverage is also an idea

 

[Littaly]

This may come as a surprise to you, but all boys don't appreciate the same kind of gift. Unless you give us some clues as to what he's into we're just gonna continue suggesting you get him a hooker.

 

[KaiRai]

A shitload of alcohol and sex.

I asked for that for Christmas off my girlfriend and she had a little chuckle and said "You should take things seriously! So what do you want for Christmas?"

She didn't realise I was being serious

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

Why assume that we're all the same?

Buy him something that he's into, not a bunch of strange, nerdy men who waste their lives on this site!

i didnt assume nothing i wanted a broad range of ideas. xxx

 

[VicunaBlue]

humorous t-shirts. they never fail.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Why assume that we're all the same?

Buy him something that he's into, not a bunch of strange, nerdy men who waste their lives on this site!

Oi.
But Bryghtside is right, we don't really know what he's into.

 

[Nmil-ek]

A few bottles of Absynthe, a gimp suit and a hairdryer go to town.

 

[The Rockerfly]

A hooker.

I hate the term but /thread

Seriously, what else does an 18 year old want? Apart from booze

 

[KjellKanon]

Get him this :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cyanide-Happiness-Giving-You-Finger/dp/0007318863/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1257888290&sr=8-1

If I had a girlfriend at this point, and she gave me this. Oh boy.

 

[Danpascooch]

Answer this, what is the perfect gift for an 18 year old girl?

This may surprise everyone, but every guy/girl/freakyguygirlthing is not the same, what does he like?