Need your boyish charm and wit...(EDITED)

[Katherine Kerensky]

Is he a gamer?
or "one of those health freaks who eats yogurt" [deity], I love Red Dwarf.
anyway, onto the topic, some more details on his interests would be somewhat useful.

 

[Brnin8]

Whats he like? aside from hookers. Shame on you BritishDude
Edit: mind you it isn't a bad idea

erm kind of nerdy, likes chemistry, turtles, ps3, pokemon...all that stuff xx

Well... if his tastes are like most people on the escapist get him a game, Dragon Age might do.

 

[dark_taint92]

A hooker.

dammit ninja'd i was really going to say that, other then that if he's 18 buy him a game for his console of choice. Other than that buy him alcohol lol

 

[Abedeus]

A katana. Or a hand grenade.

If you are strapped for cash, buy an electric trimmer, if he has a beard.

in what country are you?

if the drinking age is 16, give him beer.

What if someone hates beer and alcohol?

 

[Thaius]

You vain vain person you...

anyway i need help, what would be the mosts perfectly awesome gift for a guy? Since its christmas and his bday coming up I had no idea! (he gonna be 18)

A pre-order slip for Mass Effect 2, or whatever game he's looking forward to. It would also work if you got him an older game he's been looking for (assuming, of course, that he's been looking for an older game).

 

[MercenaryCanary]

A flamethrower.
Why?
It eliminates the following:
<Spoiler= Weeds>http://www.thegardencentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lawn-weed.jpg
<spoiler= Hookers>http://canadianfermentation.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/street.jpg
And the most annoying of all...
http://psy2.ucsd.edu/~kang/child%20pictures/children-jump.jpg

EDIT:

A hooker.

he's my boyfriend xx

Then you don't have to give him anything. Just give him the satisfaction of knowing he has someone that truly cares for him.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Turtle teddy playing a guitar!

 

[DazZ.]

A model of you, with hidden cameras in the eyes.

Then when he talks to it when he's alone (and he will) you will know what he truly thinks or wants to do to you.

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

Turtle teddy playing a guitar!

omg that would be soo awesome lol

 

[Torque669]

Video game. New guitar or amp (If he does like playing guitar) or go on ebay and buy Pokemon Heart Gold or Sougl silver from Japan.

He is your boyfriend though.

 

[Ganthrinor]

You vain vain person you...

anyway i need help, what would be the mosts perfectly awesome gift for a guy? Since its christmas and his bday coming up I had no idea! (he gonna be 18)

ok he likes chemistry,ps3, turtles, pokemon, movies, he prefers to stay in than go out,really good on guitar etc etc

oh also im limited to £150, so a bit more wilder ideas than just booze and hookers (im his gf)

Get him a pre-order of Bioshock 2, Mass Effect 2, or MAG, depending on his game preferences.


Or do something really special and take that money, go buy a sexy outfit and give him his very own striptease followed by nookie. That's what my woman does. We both enjoy it.

 

[blipblop]

Whats he like? aside from hookers. Shame on you BritishDude
Edit: mind you it isn't a bad idea

erm kind of nerdy, likes chemistry, turtles, ps3, pokemon...all that stuff xx

disguise yourself as pikachu and let your boyfriend come in the back door if you know what I mean *wink wink*... yeah no that´s probably a terrible idea...

 

[Lord George]

I dunno I got given a collar last Christmas. You could try that, well only if he's into bondage/punk/shinythings!!!.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

You could probably find a pretty nice acoustic or electric guitar for £150. A squire strat or an Aria semi-acoustic would be great for a guitar player, and also great as an 18th bday present.

 

[Numb1lp]

A hooker.

And booze, don't forget the booze.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

He likes turtles?!
http://www.maniacworld.com/i-like-turtles.jpg
Has he got a pet turtle? Get him one if not
Or rather a tortoise, I suppose.

 

[El Poncho]

It beggins with an S and ends with a letter which is hardly used at the start of sentences.

or you know, A pokemon theme'd chemistry set

disguise yourself as pikachu and let your boyfriend come in the back door if you know what I mean *wink wink*... yeah no that´s probably a terrible idea...

Yeah, go for Gardevoir ( I think thats it)

 

[Rawker]

Why assume that we're all the same?

Buy him something that he's into, not a bunch of strange, nerdy men who waste their lives on this site!

i didnt assume nothing i wanted a broad range of ideas. xxx

what's with the x's? we keepin' score? a PS3 game would work, or maybe a neat-o strap for the guitar. If not, I'll say pretty much what everyone els has said so far: sex.

 

[Danpascooch]

You vain vain person you...

anyway i need help, what would be the mosts perfectly awesome gift for a guy? Since its christmas and his bday coming up I had no idea! (he gonna be 18)

ok he likes chemistry,ps3, turtles, pokemon, movies, he prefers to stay in than go out,really good on guitar etc etc

oh also im limited to £150, so a bit more wilder ideas than just booze and hookers (im his gf)

Maybe some software to let him record things he plays on his guitar and make sheet music and things out of it, there are some good programs for this.

 

[JIst00]

Whats he like? aside from hookers. Shame on you BritishDude
Edit: mind you it isn't a bad idea

erm kind of nerdy, likes chemistry, turtles, ps3, pokemon...all that stuff xx

disguise yourself as pikachu and let your boyfriend come in the back door if you know what I mean *wink wink*... yeah no that´s probably a terrible idea...

I lol'd, I just asked my mrs for that for xmas =P she said no :'(

RockBand/Guitar Hero if he hasnt already got it?