Nerd Bumper Stickers

[hippo24]

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The one I have on my car has a Jesus fish with no legs being eaten by a Science fish with legs. I had some jerk come up to me in a parking lot and try to remove it but he failed and I got him arrested. He had to buy me a new one because he scratched the first one, and I hope he dropped the soap to teach him a good lesson.

Nice job. How did you get him arrested, though?
Dropping soap...the worst fate a man can get.

Called the cops told them some nut job was attacking my car with his keys they showed up saw the damage sent him to jail. He payed for the damage to my car too, but man I wish he dropped the soap that's the only way he would of learned his lesson.

With his keys?! Wow.

So the correct punishment for removing a bumper sticker is...rape?

Can I get a bumper sticker with that printed on it

 

[Goldbling]

Idk about bumper stickers, but in Texas people make whole battle scences from WoW,D&D, and Warhammer, ON their cars. Theres trees on it and little figurenes with green paint and hills, and much more.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I so want some from the Rooster Teeth store.

"My other car is a Puma"
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day."

 

[ThaBenMan]

Not really nerdy, but I like 'em -

A barrel of monkeys would not be fun - it would be terrifying

When life gives you lemons - shut up and eat your fucking lemons