Nerf my attack!

[GunstarHero]

Ok, here's how it works;

Observe the attack or weapon used by the Escapist above you, and using a tactic, perk, weapon, skill or technique from any game, defeat it, or even better reverse it. Oh, and bonus points if you can come up with how a developer might nerf the attack entirely by patching it

You can also use a superior attack to overwhelm, but explain how it does!

Example:

Billy302 "I smack you with a riot shield from MW2"

Sally299 "I've already laid a claymore juuust where you ran. Boom!"

I'll start off - I run headfirst at the next Escapist with Goldeneye's Golden Gun, firing quickly!

 

[iThinkCat]

Golden Gun only has one round per reload, plenty of time for my spider mine to close the gap.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I use my Inter-Galactic Cyborginess to leap high over the spider mine and ran at you, prepared to crush your head with my awesome strength.

 

[GunstarHero]

I use Dark Messiah-style ice to cause the floor to become slippy, sending you careening into a wall!

 

[iThinkCat]

Figure skaters don't slip on ice cause they be wearing ice skates. They can also decapitate you Blades of Glory style.

 

[GunstarHero]

Arthur style; when hit by the blade, my armour falls off, leaving me enraged and stood in heart-covered boxers.

I whip out the Cerebral Bore, and wait for my opportunity..

 

[Gralian]

I send out manhacks to intercept the cerebral bore and head for you

 

[zyoto12]

I crowbar the man hacks

 

[SolomonG679]

I use the gravity gun to steal the crowbar

 

[Lust]

I use devil trigger and fireball you to death....

 

[GunstarHero]

I use my 'down+corner' Street Fighter invible block to wait out the fireballs as Devil Trigger's timer ebbs rapidly away.

 

[Fishtie]

That doesn't have any offensive potential...

So I just wait for the poison to kill you.

 

[ThreeWords]

I cast heal, absolving me of poison

I cast flare

 

[Acaroid]

I spit a large human size glob of saliva at you, putting out the flare on the way to covering you in its sticky horridness.

 

[Lust]

I'd sew your mouth shut..........................no more sticky spit.......

 

[Fishtie]

I drop a ton of hay on you. You'll never find your needle now! Oh, and a ton of hay is also really heavy.

 

[CounterAttack]

I set the hay on fire and throw it at you.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I nullify it with my storm shield and strike back with my thunder hammer.

 

[Dango]

I avoid it by doing a slow-motion back flip and then I pull out my katana made of lightning and strike back.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I activate my fail-safe detonator and hit you with a orbital strike