Nerf my attack!

[Dango]

I shape-shift into Lu Bu, thus blocking any attempt to hurt me, I then use my Musou attack and start raping shit up.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I play labyrinth wall in defense mode and have my black luster soldier attack you directly!

 

[Dango]

I bring in Admiral Ackbar, who warns me of your trap before you have a chance to attack, I then rather ironically send out Bridget from Guilty Gear to attack you.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I seduce bridget and throw an A-wing at the bridge of your super star destroyer.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I spend 20 minutes bringing down the superstar destroyer while swatting at TIEs, only to have the game freeze on me for some explainable reason.

 

[Lust]

While you're in shock from the game crashing, I'll throw salami at you......

 

[Dango]

It'll fly right into my mouth, I'll eat it, and then vomit it back up on you, alerting the zombie horde.

 

[Skorpyo]

I'll confuse the zombie horde with living mannequins.

 

[Dango]

I'll invent mannequin seeking missiles.

 

[Skorpyo]

I'll confuse the missles with that zombie hoard!

EDIT: Did I break the forum?

 

[Dango]

I get my starfish ninjas to come help, and they begin showering you with their starfish shuriken.

 

[Lust]

I block it with my face and then I'll throw cupcakes at you.....

 

[Fishtie]

Cupcakes? Fool! My army of 2nd graders will eat you and your arsenal alive.

 

[Lust]

2nd graders?! Ha!

My legion of 7th graders will pummel them into dust......

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I lead them onto a transport shuttle that's doomed to get shot down by a Covenant cruiser

 

[Lust]

I'll distract them with my squad of brutes, and then, I'll thief their Cortana......

 

[Vrex360]

I am one lone Sangheili warrior, before my might the brutes rightly tremble.
But now I send my death squad of Ultras and Zealots, result? Many dead brutes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I shall throw shield-depleting items at them.

 

[Lust]

*Walks past shield*
*Roundhouse kick*

Waaataaa!!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

cut you to pieces with an energy sword