Neverending Video Game Script!

[mrhappyface]

Here are the rules: Continue writing a video game script from where the above person left off.. It has to be legible and it can't be derailed, and a legible conclusive ending is out of the question. However, other than that, go crazy!
Bob: I need to buy some drinks for the party! *Hops into car and drives to supermarket*
Bob: Do you have any Coke or Bud?
Cashier: I'm sorry, but we're out of Coca-Cola and Budweiser. But we do have Pepsi and Coors!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

WAIT! What about Sprite?

 

[mrhappyface]

PEPSI: All your Sprite are belong to us!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Well what about 7-up?!

 

[Stone Wera]

CASHIER: We don't sell 7-up. However I will pay you 10 dollars to choke me behind the dumpster out back.

 

[Tharwen]

Bob: I'll take 16. No more, no less.

 

[Darth Caelum]

CASHIER: 12 and we'll have a deal.

 

[Stone Wera]

Bob: Fine. Let's go.
Cashier: And could you wear this mask too?

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Bob: Only if you tell me I look pretty
Cashier: Fine
*Several minutes later*
Cashier: Oh God Yes choke me choke me harder you *****
*Suddenly Bob's car explodes*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Bob: Dammit larry I told you not to set off the explosives yet!
Cashier: *coughs* your supposed to be choking me.
Bob: *embarassed* oh sorry, where were we *raises eyebrow and continues choking*
Cashier: Yes! yes! yes! *weakly* to hard to hard

 

[Zirat]

*The manager suddenly kick open the door from the mens room with a shotgun in his hands*
Manager: What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here!

 

[Stone Wera]

>Cashier: Boss, it's not what you think!
>Manager: Not this crap again! This better be the last time I see you paying customers to choke you. NOW GET BACK TO THE REGISTER!!
>Bob: Could you point the shotgun away from me?
>Manager: NO!

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

*Larry comes running from Bob's burning car*
Larry; What the fuck bob you'll choke him but not me, what sort of friend are you
Bob; At least he pays me unlike you
Cashier: Can't breath *Coughs*
Manager: Y'all got Five seconds before I start shooting
*Bob using his Ninja skills disarms the Manager and points the shotgun at him*
Bob: Who's the ***** now!?

 

[Zirat]

*The manager pulls out a handgun and Pistolwhips Bob and points it in his face*
Manager: What now! you were all talk until you got smacked in your face!

 

[AyrSuppli]

*Pistol melts*
Manager: AWW SHIT MY TIE.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Bob: Ha! What now ***** I just melted your pistol with my mind
Larry: Actually that was the heat from the burning store that caught on fire when your car exploded
Bob: Oh shit!
*Suddenly a Massive Cloud appears overhead and a bolt of Lightning strikes down feet from Bob and Larry leaving a smoking crater, a large part robotic looking man strapped to the teeth with futuristic weapons appears from the smoking crater*

 

[AyrSuppli]

Cyborg: Press x to not die.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Bob: Sure *presses X*

 

[AyrSuppli]

*Cyborg shoots Bob*
Bob: Dude, what the hell!? I pressed x!
Cyborg: That was a +.
*Bob flicks off Cyborg*
*Cyborg shoots off Bob's finger*

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Bob; Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh
Cyborg: Wow what a *****
Larry: Seriously what the fuck is going on?
Cyborg: Ok I was sent back in time from the planet Uranus, where humans have colonized the planet, to warn you about an impending threat of Alien Conquerers
Bob: HOLY SHIT!
Cyborg: How do you know about the people of Uranus's God?