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Bob: Yes I am the God of Bobism a religion that I created years ago after I began to grow tired of Muslims threatening to kill me and Mormons and Johvahs Witnesses knocking on my door
Cashier(who is now revealed to be a gorgeous blonde): Your a God????
BoB(while trying and failing to look impressive): thats right babe
Cashier(who is now revealed to be a gorgeous blonde): Your a God????
BoB(while trying and failing to look impressive): thats right babe
*Cashier falls and dies*
Bob: Wait, what just happened!?
Larry: He is a super-narcoleptic. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
Bob (being a necrophiliac): Well then let's get her now!
*Bob lustfully reaches towards Cashier's skirt*
Bob: Wait -- "he"?
Larry: Yeah, he had a few extra bucks. But man, a weed whacker...?
*Bob stares in disbelief*
Bob: Wait, what just happened!?
Larry: He is a super-narcoleptic. He'll be fine in a few minutes.
Bob (being a necrophiliac): Well then let's get her now!
*Bob lustfully reaches towards Cashier's skirt*
Bob: Wait -- "he"?
Larry: Yeah, he had a few extra bucks. But man, a weed whacker...?
*Bob stares in disbelief*
*not wanting to believe Larry, Bob reaches for the skirt and pulls it up to reveal that Larry was lying*
Bob: Ha what do you make of this(points at the cashiers female genitalia)
Larry: well it says jerry on the name tag and forgot that it could also be a girls name due to us smoking all that weed before we came here
Bob: but we're awfully coherent for having smoked so much, and besides since when have you known you were high while high?
Larry: well that cyborg can't possibly be real so that was my first clue
Bob: Ha what do you make of this(points at the cashiers female genitalia)
Larry: well it says jerry on the name tag and forgot that it could also be a girls name due to us smoking all that weed before we came here
Bob: but we're awfully coherent for having smoked so much, and besides since when have you known you were high while high?
Larry: well that cyborg can't possibly be real so that was my first clue
*Suddenly a Massive Alien Ship crashes into the store behind them, a flaming brick bursts through the manager's head killing him instantly*
Bob: *Jumping for cover* Holy Shit!
Cyborg: Oh No the Alien Conquerers have followed me through the rip in the space time continuum
*A massive lazer beam shoots from the smoke Vaporizing the Cashier and Larry*
Bob: "NOOOOOOOOOO LARRY and that Chick I would probably have gotten to bang in the future!!"
Cyborg: Quick we must return to the Future to wage war on the Aliens, your are only hope God Bob
*The cyborg reaches out and takes Bob's hand pulling with him into a rip in the space time continuum*
Bob: *Jumping for cover* Holy Shit!
Cyborg: Oh No the Alien Conquerers have followed me through the rip in the space time continuum
*A massive lazer beam shoots from the smoke Vaporizing the Cashier and Larry*
Bob: "NOOOOOOOOOO LARRY and that Chick I would probably have gotten to bang in the future!!"
Cyborg: Quick we must return to the Future to wage war on the Aliens, your are only hope God Bob
*The cyborg reaches out and takes Bob's hand pulling with him into a rip in the space time continuum*