New Cat

[BlumiereBleck]

Socks! Thats my cats middle name.

 

[OpiateChicken]

I can't believe nobody said this yet.

 

[CounterAttack]

Sneaky Pie. Because you never know when your cat will slink into your room at night...

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> Mufasa.

 

[natster43]

Name it Mittens.
Also it would be a good idea to say what gender it is and what colors it's fur is.
EDIT
Oh I thought of a better name for it if it's a girl Kabegami, the name of the Cat Celestial Brush God in Okami If it's a boy, Gekigami, the name of the Tiger Celestial Brush God in Okami

 

[Piorn]

Many nice suggestions already, but if he's black, how about Francis, he's the protagonist of "Felidae", a detective story starring cats! I read it a while ago.
Or Schroedinger?
Leonardo?
Chippy?

 

[Roganwilson]

Call him Next. It doesn't make sense as a name, but sounds hilarious when you call for him. I name all my pets after sound effects.

 

[thom_cat_]

name him Delicious

 

[SnipErlite]

Sir

Or Lord Cattington

Or Harold McWhisker

 

[ftpaddict]

I named my 3 week old kitten "Ozzie". You should too.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Satan.

It's a conversation starter.

 

[joeychuckles]

Shoggoth.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Cpt. scrambles
or, you know, something normal.

 

[rabidmidget]

Schrodinger

or if that's too formal, Schrodingles

 

[mcgroobber]

Chairman meow.

i just lold

 

[Sallix]

call it "dog food"

 

[Trebort]

I adopted (kidnapped) two cats.

I named them after fashion designers. Dame Vivienne Westwood (legend) and Louis Vuitton

Louis just came home with his face covered in blood. He's been attacked by another cat and his ear is basically torn to bits. Poor guy.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Leo or Aeris depending on whether it a boy or girl respectively.

call it rape, just so you can have fun when your trying to find him outside

I shall keep that in mind if I ever get a pet.

 

[stinkypitz]

Detective Johnson
Argo
Doom Guy
Ash

 

[kaziard]

Leo or Aeris depending on whether it a boy or girl respectively.

call it rape, just so you can have fun when your trying to find him outside

I shall keep that in mind if I ever get a pet.

Good sir would the Inspiration for your username have happened to come from the game depicted in my avatar by any chance?