New Cat

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Lord Fuzzy Sniggletons the Ninth, Reigning Sovereign of the Land of Catnip Mice.

I think you just won this entire thread.
BTW, you're a ninja.

 

[Angus565]

Coal-Train all the way!

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Laser Cat.

/thread

you won ! that was exactly what i was going to say but you beat me to it....

 

[Gizmo]

How about Hunter?

After Hunter the Cheetah from Spyro 2 and 3.

Or just name him Spyro that would be a badass name for a cat or Paul of course.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Satan.

It's a conversation starter.

I kmow someone who clams that his cat's name is, and I'n freaking serious, Hitler.

To be fair this person has a mental disability, so it may not be true.

Leo or Aeris depending on whether it a boy or girl respectively.

call it rape, just so you can have fun when your trying to find him outside

I shall keep that in mind if I ever get a pet.

Good sir would the Inspiration for your username have happened to come from the game depicted in my avatar by any chance?

Yes. Disgaea is where I got this name from.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Thomas Kemper, from Penny Arcade. I cannot belive that no one has said this yet.

GAZE UPON THIS FOUL BEAST!! GAZE, AND BE AFRAID!

 

[That's Funny]

You shall name your cat, Captain Cat, or General if it wants a higher rank.

 

[Volstag9]

Sir Fuzzywhiskers McFluffytail the 3rd

its got your cats name one it! wait...

 

[Ham_authority95]

name it cliff, after Cliff Burton

and as a nickname for your cat "bass cat!"

I agree with you man

 

[OblivionRegained]

Samwise... of Samwise Gamgee fame

 

[House_Vet]

Chairman meow.

i just lold

Seconded! I'd just call him Mao though.

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

How about Kirby or Meo-wario or bowser

 

[Totenkopf]

Cheshire

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Sgt. Peppers. Bomb name

 

[p3t3r]

Orpheus it's a pretty good cat name if you ask me

 

[Muffinthraka]

http://www.alistair.com/catname/

 

[Valksy]

OK so now I am hoping that the OP comes back and tells us the decision because I really need some closure (and, hopefully, a picture of a kitten).

First rule of pet naming has to be something that you don't feel like a total arse about when you end up at the vets:

me: Hello, I have bought my cat in for a checkup.
receptionist: name?
me: Artemis.
receptionist: ((sigh)) YOUR name..
me: oh....

So you see, accidentally claiming to be Lord Fluffytail McCurlywhiskers of Fancypawsville might be awkward....

 

[GodKlown]

represent Jersey and name it The Situation. then every time you lose track of it, you can ask, "where's the situation at?"

or Farnsworth... or Lindsey Lohan if it coughs up hairballs a lot. and don't forget about Poops McGee.

 

[Snarky Username]

Chairman meow.

Old picture, but I felt like posting it in response to the name "Chairman Meow"

http://www.damirmuratov.ru/images/canvas7.jpg

 

[Paksenarrion]

Name him Junior if it's a boy cat; if it's a girl cat...Junior.