New Device Allows Dogs to Use Twitter

spartan773

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The Rogue Wolf said:
Sir Kemper said:
Jakesnake said:
Great. First dogs, then mice, until you get down to plankton.
This just in PLANT TWITTER, here's just a taste of what plants would twitter:


"......"

"..........."

"..........Oh not again."

"WATER ME, ************"

"Kill....Kill....Kill...."

"................................"
"Feeeeed me, Seymour!"
XD
 

LordZ

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I'll be sure to buy one for every dog in my neighborhood. I take that back, that would be too expensive. I'll just be sure to talk everyone in the neighborhood into buying one instead. These devices will collectively raise the IQ level of twitter. Yes, I just said that twitter as a whole is dumber than dogs, I dare anyone to prove me wrong.
 

Daniel Cygnus

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The sad thing is that people will willingly buy this and use it regularly. They will see absolutely nothing wrong with it, and that makes me sad.
 

Nicarus

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...what...the...hell?

Who in their right mind would ever come up with something like that? He's obviously takin' some form of medication.

What's next? Kitty Tweets? "Oops! Hacked up another hairball."
 

Blatherscythe

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If they had the microchip thing then your dogs twitter would say, pooping, peeing, and leg humping. Also, why the heck would a dog need to use twitter?
 

Nouw

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In the dogs head: F off twitter! We eat birds not use them for out social life!

OT: 3 Years Later: Now our gaming consoles can tweet too!