New Duke Nukem Footage Surfaces, Blows Stuff Up
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Twelve years in the making, it better be damn able to vacuum my floor and cook dinner, too. It doesn't take most doctors that long to go through college.
Besides doodling on the whiteboard making a very shoddy-looking penis, and urinating in the urinal, it seems to be just about every other FPS I've ever played.
Let's see if it survives the hype. Sad that most of the hype follows the line of: Yeah! It's about time!
/sigh
Besides doodling on the whiteboard making a very shoddy-looking penis, and urinating in the urinal, it seems to be just about every other FPS I've ever played.
Let's see if it survives the hype. Sad that most of the hype follows the line of: Yeah! It's about time!
/sigh
Revolutionizing the genre is something which I feel isn't particularly easy. And I wouldn't expect something like that. But really, how often do you see humour in FPS's these days? How many times do you see a game not trying to be "ultra-realistic"? This would a be nice change of pace, and really, in today's enlightined times that's something I'm afraid is more or less necessary.Swaki said:
There's a difference between ironic immaturity and just being immature.
So far DNF seems to fall in the latter category, which is rather disappointing.
Let's just hope for the best, most of my negative feelings probably stem from that ass-clown dancing around in front of the screen.
So far DNF seems to fall in the latter category, which is rather disappointing.
Let's just hope for the best, most of my negative feelings probably stem from that ass-clown dancing around in front of the screen.
I'm going to be playing the game EXACTLY the same way when it first comes out. Mark my words.WanderingFool said:
True, the hats are classy but mark my words there is bound to some kind fallos symbol hat out there especially since there are fan made hats. Secondly, if you have played tf2 for any amount of time and trying different servers you are bound to find at LEAST one hentai spray. Also, the demomans lift the kilt taunt.The Amazing Tea Alligator said:
What i'm trying to get across is that comparing duke nukem to the pseudo-realism of say modern warfare 2 is just like trying to compare that latest installment of Unreal Tournament ,with that unbeliveably stupid war plot, to the tf2 "mythos".
I was totally thinking this. I doubt that DNF will let you simultaneously fight Space Marines, zombies and 2D Nazis. Also, you forgot to mention that Matt Hazard is voiced by Will Arnett. Come on!Namewithheld said:
I bet that the dev team spent at least 2 years of the 12 just making the stuff to fuck around with.
I hope that we see more fun stuff like whiteboard cocks, and "If I knew what that was, I bet that guy would still have his arm!"'s
I hope that we see more fun stuff like whiteboard cocks, and "If I knew what that was, I bet that guy would still have his arm!"'s
The (eye)Ball is up and the kick... ITS GOOD!
The gameplay on the other hand looks pretty average and will come as a bit of a disapointment too some people out there.
Humour looks ok though...
The gameplay on the other hand looks pretty average and will come as a bit of a disapointment too some people out there.
Humour looks ok though...
As of right now, I'm not impressed.
Ok, the funny parts in the game (the penis drawing, the pissing) is all well and good. How long do you think that is going to stay funny in a 5-10 hour game? I know Duke Nukem is a childish game like that, but I still view it as a very "meh" game.
The gameplay looks like something Halo has done better in the Duke's absense. The graphics look like the game was made 5 years ago. Also, was the demo not complete or something? They had to keep cutting out the video and letting that douchebag prattle on.
Color me skeptical. I think I'll just wait and NOT jump on the hype train for now.
Ok, the funny parts in the game (the penis drawing, the pissing) is all well and good. How long do you think that is going to stay funny in a 5-10 hour game? I know Duke Nukem is a childish game like that, but I still view it as a very "meh" game.
The gameplay looks like something Halo has done better in the Duke's absense. The graphics look like the game was made 5 years ago. Also, was the demo not complete or something? They had to keep cutting out the video and letting that douchebag prattle on.
Color me skeptical. I think I'll just wait and NOT jump on the hype train for now.
Only thing that pained me more than the demo showing just strafe-shooting is the fact it was played with a console. Last time I checked (and believe me, it wasn't long ago) balls are not cubic. Except maybe in Minecraft.
In any case, this slightly reduces my skepticism about the game being real, but I still refuse to completely believe it. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
In any case, this slightly reduces my skepticism about the game being real, but I still refuse to completely believe it. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
