New Duke Nukem Game Revealed

raankh

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The travesty continues ....

I find it a bit odd that a studio that hasn't developed and released a game in twelve years still garners this much attention. They've published several notables (Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, Max Payne & sequel, Prey) but really. Apart from production and publishing their last in-house release was Shadow Warrior back in '97. Admittedly the only FPS that comes close to the amount of time I spent with Half-Life is Duke Nukem 3D, but that was freaking ages ago. Other than that, shareware classics like Crystal Caves and Major Stryker (both early 90's) are all that come to mind.

I'm wondering who in their right mind would sink more money into 3D Realms. As an arbitrary reference, Duke Nukem 3D was released the same year that Motorola released the StarTAC phone. What if Motorola hadn't produced a new phone since then, but where "developing their franchise" and distributing Nokia phones? Silly comparison maybe, but it kinda puts things into perspective. By that I mean that the StarTAC had the trappings of a modern phone, like Duke 3D had many features of modern FPSs.

The StarTAC was astoundingly expensively cool in its time (messaging, lithium batteries, vibration), but well, time waits for no one.

That a portion of gamers nowadays are even to young to have played Duke 3D really proves that point in my opinion!
 

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ssgt splatter said:
The stripper in the background has a nice ass ;P
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Oh wait, what's this article about?
1. You are right.
2. I'm actually really confused about the article. What game exactly is being revealed here? Is it that DNF is going to be released eventually after all (After 2012? What?), or is it about a new title named Duke Begins? The message was lost to me through all the legal gibberish. I've been googling about Duke Begins but I can't make anything meaningful from it.
 

Pendragon9

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Well, I'm looking outside, but the pigs aren't flying yet. So yeah. I don't see this happening anytime soon.
 

Low Key

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Apogee needs to close their fat mouths. They have no merits to stand on. Either finish DNF and release it WITHOUT anymore funding or go away and let game devs that actually release games to do just that.

George Broussard and Scott Miller should be happy they aren't getting slapped with criminal charges for theft by swindle.
 

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That news was a joke right ? Its april fools or something ... Is Yahtzee at it again ? No ! no ! no more duke nukem game annoncements pls... i can't take another 20 years of waiting for Duke Nukem Begins or Duke Nukem Forever or Duke Nukem The Dark Knight. I'll stick that bubble gum up the developers a** if they even try to annonce a new Duke Nukem game !
 

Andy Chalk

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samaritan.squirrel said:
How good WERE the original games?I'm not well-versed in gaming lore, but isn't this anticipation a bit too much?The protagonist seems like a bit of an arsehole to me.
The "original" Duke Nukem games were actually side-scrollers, similar in style to the Commander Keen games. There's only been one Duke FPS, Duke Nukem 3D, that came out in the mid-90s, and yes, it was that good. It was a big, goofy, balls to the wall game that was just ridiculously, stupidly fun. I don't know how it would hold up in the modern market - it's been a dozen or so years, a lot has changed - but in its day Duke Nukem 3D was sheer genius.
 

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Well this might be a long wait.
I'm just gonna go pop some popcorn, anyone need something while I'm up?
 

MK Tha Rebel

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Curtmiester said:
Am I the only person who doesn't know who Duke Nukem is? Sucks to be a youngin.
All I know about Duke is that he shoots stuff...in the first person...and then looks at boobies...then blows stuff up.

Yeah, neither of these games are coming out. Oh well, glad I never really cared. I hear a PSP/DS version of Duke Nukem is being made....or not, who knows with these guys!
 

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haha thats hilarity. I know, lets complain that a game that someone else is developing is taking to long to release, despite our own game taking 12 years to develop and repeated assurances that its completion was only a couple monthes away.
 

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The infamous SCAMola said:
The_Oracle said:
The infamous SCAMola said:
Unless you're a time traveler from the mid-nineties, nobody gives a crap about Duke Nukem anymore.
Seriously, THIS.

Good God, am I sick and tired of hearing about all things Duke Nukem. Nobody cares that a new Duke Nukem game MIGHT come out, and even IF it does, it most likely won't be as good as Halo 3, or Mass Effect, or any other 360 classic I can think of.

The only thing we can do now is ignore the hell out of the Duke Nukem franchise and hope it withers and dies.
Seriously, NOTHING can live up to 10+ years of hype, and by the time this comes out (if it ever does), it'll be so goddam dissapointing, nobody will play it.
Unless it somehow manages to be the videogame form of the second coming.
And it won't be. By God and all the stars in the sky, it won't be. And if it is, I will burn all of my currency, wear my socks on my head, parade in the streets of Pennsylvania naked, curl my spine backwards, and eat my own posterior, if you'll allow me to paraphrase Yahtzee.