New Eroge Game Introduces Wang Recognition Technology

KarumaK

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And Japan continues to shame us all with it's awesome advancements.

See any western countries making games that interact with wangs? No? That's cause we can't, we're to busy trying to catch up to their last 8 advancements.

Wang recognition... WANG!
 

Takoto

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I now have a horrible temptation the thrust at my laptop screen.

God damn it Japan. You and your brilliantly perverted minds!
 

Arkhangelsk

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Oh, God, will it ever stop?

Although, if technology evolves more, soon we will have holographic girls entering the room. That'd be weird.
 

KeyMaster45

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I think there's some words of wisdom in this about the dawn of technology that should go something like this

From the time the first computer was turned on, man has thought of only one thing. "How can I fuck this?"
 

Booze Zombie

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I love how everyone does their little "OH MY" comment everytime an article comes up about the Japanese people not being quite as inhibited as ourselves.

I didn't really know people were quite so prudish.
 

DeathWyrmNexus

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Love Death 4? Creepy...

As for the dick detection system, it might actually stifle porn since if it has a mockery system, the player could be shamed. Hell, imagine tech support.

"My detection system isn't getting my readings!"

"Maybe your unit is too small for the sensor to detect?"

CLICK...
 
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While it's not in my nature to demean:

Surely if this is made for the Japanese to measure their private parts, it's already been widely reported that other racial divides have a significant increase in erectile tissue that may cause said game to become...overbalanced?
 

KazNecro

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At least now, Duffman from the Simpsons has a valid excuse for thrusting into the computer.

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot...

But seriously, I think this new 'technology' is going to go the way of Nintendo's Power Glove. It seems awesome at first, until you realize that you (or your parents) wasted cash on a piece of junk that you're now stuck with. As a former owner of the Power Glove, I can attest to this. (Edit: Hangs head in shame)

Besides, with most eroge game companies having to start prohibiting foreign sales, we might be seeing the peak of such gimmicky technology. With no foreign sales support, what's the point? Just placate the locals and move on. *shrugs*
 

scotth266

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Malygris said:
I suppose it's possible that this new digital dick detector could be used for other purposes but let's not kid ourselves: This thing isn't being sold so you can use your finger to point at on-screen objects. The example provided by Teatime, Canned Dogs says, "suggests that the character will recognize the male sexual organ and react to it." And if that reaction is to point and laugh, you lose, pal.
To be fair, there is always the possibility that it could be used for something like tickling your digital "friends."

[sup]...With your cock.[/sup]

But yeah, there are legitimately innocent uses for this tech.
 

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DeathWyrmNexus said:
Love Death 4? Creepy...

As for the dick detection system, it might actually stifle porn since if it has a mockery system, the player could be shamed. Hell, imagine tech support.

"My detection system isn't getting my readings!"

"Maybe your unit is too small for the sensor to detect?"

CLICK...
Lol

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RareDevil said:
This game is going to surge then fall in popularity as all the men who play it will be laughed at by the on screen characters.

Developers will be speechless and try to make half improvised apologetic speeches.

What they fail to realize is the revolution has started, the games have grown too smart for us. They are corrupting our computers.

It all started by making every man in the world uncomfortable with his penis size, extenze sales reach an all time high before people realize it's father company has been behind the entire revolution.

Skynet has made it's move. . .

[edit] My mother has spent her life protecting me from the revolution. Saying i am the leader of the resistance. That was before she was brutally murdered before my eyes. Now i take to the streets as man kinds last hope. I AM BATMAN.
Lol...

I would feel better if the Japanese set their brilliant minds to something less... Pornographic.

Ohh Japan... You dirty little pervert...
 

Pillypill

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FFS, no...no...no...not cool, why would that help any way? surely some sort of vibrationg (i'm not suggesting this by the way) cod piece would be better. If anyone can explain to me WHY this was created, please do.