New Eroge Game Introduces Wang Recognition Technology

[Mr. Fister]

I suppose it's possible that this new digital dick detector could be used for other purposes but let's not kid ourselves: This thing isn't being sold so you can use your finger to point at on-screen objects.

Not for finger-pointing? That sucks. I would buy that device if only for just one game.

 

[squid5580]

What a double standard. We all complain that there isn't enough innovation in gaming yet when someone does something innovative y'all mock it. Poor devs can never win.

 

[Charley]

If we could just get Eroge game designers to concentrate on solving world hunger for five minutes, with their amazing innovation and imaginations... this is still what they'd make.

 

[Olikunmissile]

A dick sensor... Praise be to Yevon... I joke, what I can really say is, these To-Jo need to get their minds out of the gutters.

 

[Simalacrum]

Alright. I understand how this thing is creepy, and weird, and extemely scary but... that's just a little bit awesome, no?

no, no it is not.

Also, my dad can probably get you a better silhouette sparrow than your current avatar.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Spoiler: The Wiimote

Spoiler: SONY's Motion Wand

Really, it was just a matter of time...

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Was this what caused the inspiration for Project Natal?

 

[fondue]

I'm sorry, am I the only one whom thought of this while reading the article?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/5/26/

 

[Scrythe]

The example provided by Teatime, Canned Dogs says, "suggests that the character will recognize the male sexual organ and react to it." And if that reaction is to point and laugh, you lose, pal.

That last line made me burst into laughter in the middle of class, so I thank you for a good morning laugh and the inevitable stares afterwards.

 

[DolphinWacker64]

yeah, japan did made it able reconise it, But you know that they had to use thier own to test it. And everyone knows that people from japan are short(innuendo), so when it gets to america, it will need reprograming to detect larger objects... or at least a zoom out feature.

although if it could zoom in and out, no one would ever zoom out...

 

[Blanks]

This is the dark side of natal, hooray!

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

this brings us even closer to just having virtual sex with our video game consoles. Combine this with the wii's motion controls and soon you will have dildo and vagina peripherals that will you allow to have WiiSex in the comfort of your living room. Welcome to the future! Next stop... the three seashells! (Mega-Kudos if you got the reference!)

 

[Anarien]

I'm sure this spells even more good news for Japan's falling birthrate.

 

[PS2MAN]

Next stop... the three seashells! (Mega-Kudos if you got the reference!)

They never did show you how them 3 seashells worked...... Anyways this is already leaning towards them brain hat things that allow physic sex, that would be crazy shit, fuck someone over the internet.

Good thing for the hardcore nerds too. After all they already have Floppy drives installed on their PC's, ready to receive their data transfer.

 

[skintrade]

too many games with this and we'll be talking ante-natal...






sorry bad joke

 

[CyberKnight]

I'm sorry, am I the only one whom thought of this while reading the article?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/5/26/

I was close. I thought of this:

Spoiler

[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/5/]

 

[Mcface]

And you lot can "oh Japan" all you want, but like 80% of the games and tech you're enjoying is coming from there. I still say this is blatantly what people are going to do when they get their hands on Milo though..."Oh dear, what's that??"

Lol! This is awesome!

To bad ordering porn on the net is not legal in Iceland

Oxymoron?

Wrong.
I'd say about 10%, and Dynasty Warriors takes up a good percentage of that.

 

[jboking]

Spoiler: The Wiimote

Spoiler: SONY's Motion Wand

Really, it was just a matter of time...

I don't think I really get what your poking at here.