New Rule

[ExileNZ]

At least one hour of reading a day is required to be ignored by the unnavoidable, completely unmerciful, execution squads.

How is that for your new rule?

I like this one. But you'll have to define what counts as reading. Books only? Womens' magasines? E-mails? It's a bit of a minefield...

 

[Pandairon]

New Rule: A certain level of knowledge in the arts and sciences is now required in order to participate in the Internet.

Good luck with that.

I agree. This won't go very well and will invite people like that arts guy that came and said he was superior because of his arts degree.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I don't know if anybody here watches the show "Real Time with Bill Maher,"

I don't watch anything with Bill Maher, he's a colossal idiot and a bully.

My new rule would be don't watch Bill Maher.

I've not heard of him, so I'm doing really well with this rule, whats the next rule?

 

[FactualSquirrel]

New Rule: A certain level of knowledge in the arts and sciences is now required in order to participate in the Internet.

Good luck with that.

I agree. This won't go very well and will invite people like that arts guy that came and said he was superior because of his arts degree.

Yup, and then another guy will come saying he's een better because he has a science degree.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Pants must be worn above the rim of your ass for men.

For ladies its okay

You forgot a very important corollary: ...unless the lady in question is grotesquely obese. There are some people you never ever want to see wearing a thong after all!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

If you cell phone goes off in a crowed theater during a movie/play the acters/movie theater staff stop the play/movie and everyone around you is allowed to beat the shit out of you.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

At least one hour of reading a day is required to be ignored by the unnavoidable, completely unmerciful, execution squads.

How is that for your new rule?

I like this one. But you'll have to define what counts as reading. Books only? Womens' magasines? E-mails? It's a bit of a minefield...

Books preferably. Magazines will let you live, but you will get several stern looks from the squad members.

 

[HollywoodH17]

People must pass a test before having children.

Edit: A test of intelligence, common sense, etc.

 

[chris11246]

New Rule: A certain level of knowledge in the arts and sciences is now required in order to participate in the Internet.

Good luck with that.

I agree. This won't go very well and will invite people like that arts guy that came and said he was superior because of his arts degree.

Yup, and then another guy will come saying he's een better because he has a science degree.

well my engineering degree (in a few years) beats both of them

new rule: all must bow down to me and my degree (soon)

 

[FactualSquirrel]

New Rule: A certain level of knowledge in the arts and sciences is now required in order to participate in the Internet.

Good luck with that.

I agree. This won't go very well and will invite people like that arts guy that came and said he was superior because of his arts degree.

Yup, and then another guy will come saying he's een better because he has a science degree.

well my engineering degree (in a few years) beats both of them

new rule: all must bow down to me and my degree (soon)

I refuse.

Ha!

[sub]your move now, Sherlock[/sub]

 

[chris11246]

New Rule: A certain level of knowledge in the arts and sciences is now required in order to participate in the Internet.

Good luck with that.

I agree. This won't go very well and will invite people like that arts guy that came and said he was superior because of his arts degree.

Yup, and then another guy will come saying he's een better because he has a science degree.

well my engineering degree (in a few years) beats both of them

new rule: all must bow down to me and my degree (soon)

I refuse.

Ha!

[sub]your move now, Sherlock[/sub]

Well when i have my degree i will build a robot army to crush all who refuse. (its computer engineering)

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Well when i have my degree i will build a robot army to crush all who refuse. (its computer engineering)

Yeah, well I just hope to god you aren't being serious.

 

[chris11246]

Well when i have my degree i will build a robot army to crush all who refuse. (its computer engineering)

Yeah, well I just hope to god you aren't being serious.

Of course I am its all in my detailed plan to take over the world.

1. finish college
2. build robot army
3. take over world
4. profit

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Well when i have my degree i will build a robot army to crush all who refuse. (its computer engineering)

Yeah, well I just hope to god you aren't being serious.

Of course I am its all in my detailed plan to take over the world.

1. finish college
2. build robot army
3. take over world
4. profit

That final one, I want it in more detail, you'll never be a good engineer without detailed plans.

 

[chris11246]

Well when i have my degree i will build a robot army to crush all who refuse. (its computer engineering)

Yeah, well I just hope to god you aren't being serious.

Of course I am its all in my detailed plan to take over the world.

1. finish college
2. build robot army
3. take over world
4. profit

That final one, I want it in more detail, you'll never be a good engineer without detailed plans.

Who needs plans... if I build 10 robots and one malfunctions and kills 50 people I still get a 90% and promoted right?

I think its time to get back on track tho we kinda derailed this topic so..

new rule: everyone must at least know some monty python

 

[monkey_man]

New Rule: give all your money to me
violaters of this rule will be shot


please?

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

So please, whoever keeps green-lighting this thing, please do stop and green-light a show that would be good for children, like Beavis and Butt-head or something."

AH HA HA. HA. HA.

You've got to be kidding.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Well when i have my degree i will build a robot army to crush all who refuse. (its computer engineering)

Yeah, well I just hope to god you aren't being serious.

Of course I am its all in my detailed plan to take over the world.

1. finish college
2. build robot army
3. take over world
4. profit

That final one, I want it in more detail, you'll never be a good engineer without detailed plans.

Who needs plans... if I build 10 robots and one malfunctions and kills 50 people I still get a 90% and promoted right?

I think its time to get back on track tho we kinda derailed this topic so..

new rule: everyone must at least know some monty python

FIne then.

New rule: don't obey this rule.

 

[RPQ]

New rule: all people to be able to make a decision must be aware of both sides of the argument. i.e Chocolate is awesome because..., Chocolate is disgusting because...

 

[Saarai-fan]

AH HA HA. HA. HA.

You've got to be kidding.

Well, unlike Power Rangers, Beavis and Butt-head's show does start with a small warning that all of it is not real and what happens during the episode shouldn't be done at home, so it would at least their letting kids know the things on the show aren't meant to be done. LMAO

Besides, I'm not being that serious. I'm trying to do my new rules sort of in the spirit Bill Maher does them. After all, the first thing they say about comedians is that regardless of what they say, you're not supposed to take them seriously.