Transformers is Dawson's creek with special guest stars "some robots", filmed by a ferret with a camera on it's head and a sugar high darting around the scenes so you can't tell what those metalic blurs are doing to each other. I also hate 'Laboof', who studders and whines like woody allen and the fact Bay had to make a slow-mo shot featuring the vagina he's currently making use of. Also, the black robot was the first one to die!
South park said it best when they pointed out he doesn't have ideas, just special effects.
Yeh I'm quite shallow when it comes to movies, if it has awesome special effects then I will love it. A movie could have the best actors and the best plot of all time, but if it has bad special effects then I will hate it, movies are mostly about the aesthetic experience for me. I Think Micheal Bay is awesome.