New years resolution!

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

 

[Njoker8]

Stop stealing as many things.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I'm going to be less rapey.

Not a bad idea.

I am going to pursue my dream of being a world famous homicide detective.

Really!?! I'm doing the opposite to both of those... you can catch, and become world famous.

 

[Simalacrum]

aaahh! New Year is soon upon us! this thread will lose all purpose soon! damn! :'(

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

 

[Easykill]

Study enough to pass high school.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

Learn more music that I can play on the guitar (Which means everything).
Learn a martial art.
Stop being addicted to World of Warcraft (Don't think I can do it, but resolutions are like promises; they're made to be broken).

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

 

[The Lyre]

To suck less.

God I hate me.

Actually, I suppose I could do something productive, but that would require skill, and commitment, and effort...

If anyone's employing...I think we'd both agree I'm an ideal candidate for...I dunno, clinical test subjuct?

 

[Adam Jenson]

Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care

 

[MrGFunk]

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Ha ha ha.

what does everyone intend to do for their new years resolution?

Make another CD. My previous is 6 years old now (ouch) and doesn't showcase my modern talents.

 

[The_Deleted]

Stay off forums and do more drawing.
Use Music 2000.

 

[Hey Joe]

I have a few resolutions

1. Get steady casual employment (a contradiction in terms maybe), and do work experience wherever I can.

2. Get some articles published

3. Get the AntiCookie.com website up and running! (For those of you wondering, I've given up trying to code the thing myself and am trying to find a webmaster/ site builder on the cheap)

4. To finally get a nice overall tan (I currently have a wicked farmer's tan because of my days playing football in summer, I didn't score many goals so I couldn't take my shirt off too often)

5. Move out. I like the conditions I have at the moment and am quite comfortable (low rent etc.), but it's something I've got to do.

6. Invade Sweden

7. Actually do something constructive with my blog

8. Get on top of this whole 'Facebook' thing.

9. Meet the love of my life (if she's single, that'll be great too)

10. Get back in prime physical shape, like back when I was playing football.

 

[Simalacrum]

Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care

hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!

i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff ), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D

 

[Adam Jenson]

Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care

hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!

i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff ), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D

Your sir, are a genuis

 

[Simalacrum]

Get a new job. Really, juice bars can get a collective punch in the arm for all I care

hmmmm.... well, i think i may be able to help you there!

i'm guessing you have experience at working at a bar, yes? well... get yourself some bar flairing equipment from here http://www.oddballs.co.uk/bar-flair-c-1191.html (i know a lot of juggling stuff ), learn how to bar flair, then show of at a bar that pays better! XD seriosly, all forms of juggling are heaps load of fun if you can do it well, and is a very attractive prospect for stylish bars, so you can have fun and get payed more at the same time =D

Your sir, are a genuis

woop thankies, glad to be of help XD
just keep in mind, learning to bar flair can take a while, so patience is needed! don't worry, with time and enough determination anyone can get juggling XD