New years resolution!

[Sackwak]

Actually learn to play guitar instead of it just sitting there
Stop playing so many games
Cut down computer time
Be more social
Be open to more things
Resist the urge to punch my sister in the ovaries

 

[sirdanrhodes]

News years resolution- 2560 X 1900

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

Get some stupid little peck to do it!

 

[Mr. Fister]

This year, I resolve to break my New Year's resolution.

 

[Ionami]

Get in shape. Plain and simple.

I think it's ridiculous that I'm nearly 22, and am so incredibly unfit. I don't mean fat, I just mean no lung capacity, no strength, etc.

 

[Zeldadudes]

Lose more weight.

Same, even though i am apparently the perfect weight for my size...

 

[Simalacrum]

it has come to my attention that a certain someone has made pretty much EXACTLY the same thread as mine... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... im angry now!

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

Get some stupid little peck to do it!

nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!

 

[Gherkins]

Lose some weight.

Get better at the bass.

Get Megaman 9.

 

[stormcaller]

Play more WoW yep you heard me, probably the opposite of many people. actually to be fair I only play 4 months a year so it's not that bad.

And probably eat better/less and pray I make friends in school because I've recently moved freaking hemispheres

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

The usual...

Lose Weight
Work Harder at Work
Start Writing Again
Save Money

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

Get some stupid little peck to do it!

nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!

No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!

 

[latenightapplepie]

Get in shape. Plain and simple.

I think it's ridiculous that I'm nearly 22, and am so incredibly unfit. I don't mean fat, I just mean no lung capacity, no strength, etc.

Same. I'm probably still far away from losing my decent figure, but I certainly lost most of my physical strength and fitness a long time ago. What happens if I have to chase down a thief? Catch a train? Run away from crazy people?

Apart from the above, I want to learn how to cook, how to speak another language, how to swim (seriously, water is my kryptonite - not unlike Zach Braff's character from Garden State). I want to get out more, get better study habits, get better eating and sleeping habits, and, for god's sake, get laid.

....Gosh, I sound so teenage.

 

[DuncanRR]

Get in better shape. Put more effort into art projects. Not pussy out when it comes to opportunities for brief flings in between serious relationships.

That is all...

 

[Blind0bserver]

For a while I've been making the same realistic resolution that hopefully I'll be able to keep with relative ease: try not to die. I've been able to keep that one for five years and counting...

 

[willard3]

Find a girlfriend. I've been fed up with being single for quite some time now.

 

[Simalacrum]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

Get some stupid little peck to do it!

nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!

No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!

so what, we're all legendary swordsmen, WE'RE GAMERS! OF COURSE your a legendary swordsman! now chop chop with that bacon!

 

[samsprinkle]

I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.

... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?

But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...

oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)

You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!

what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XP

Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!

you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:

You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!

whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:

Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....Mwuahahahaha

*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!

Get some stupid little peck to do it!

nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!

No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!

so what, we're all legendary swordsmen, WE'RE GAMERS! OF COURSE your a legendary swordsman! now chop chop with that bacon!

Hmmm...I deny your logic and substitute it with my own! I am the LEGENDARIEST of all the legend-esque swordsmen alive!

 

[benjimoon]

i aim to be a better friend and be less obsessive, i would also like to get good grades and find some i love you loves me in return

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Simple and sweet complete change