Ninja Turtles Team Up With Batman, Predator in Russian Children's Books

[Infernai]

..So, the Predator DOESN'T skin anyone or rip out any skulls i assume? Still, an awesome idea in a..weird but still good kind of way.

Words fail me.

Other ideas
~Solid Snake meets Willy Wonka
~Goku befriends Iron Man
~Altair has coffee with Supergirl
~Han Solo drives Flash around town

I really gotta stop or this will never end.

Those four, especially the Solid Snake one are made of win...i can just picture it now
Solid Snake: *looks around factory and stops* ...Metal Gear!

Willy Wonka: Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!

Solid Snake: 0o ... *backs away slowly and hides under cardboard box*

 

[Saltyk]

~Goku befriends Iron Man
~Bill Clinton proposes to Wonder Women

I would read these.............

I'm sure you would read those just to see Clinton not have sexual relations with Wonder Woman. Lol
/joke

..So, the Predator DOESN'T skin anyone or rip out any skulls i assume? Still, an awesome idea in a..weird but still good kind of way.

Words fail me.

Other ideas
~Solid Snake meets Willy Wonka
~Goku befriends Iron Man
~Altair has coffee with Supergirl
~Han Solo drives Flash around town

I really gotta stop or this will never end.

Those four, especially the Solid Snake one are made of win...i can just picture it now
Solid Snake: *looks around factory and stops* ...Metal Gear!

Willy Wonka: Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!

Solid Snake: 0o ... *backs away slowly and hides under cardboard box*

Thanks! The whole Predator meets the Ninja Turtles idea just filled me with stupid and imaginative ideas. If I didn't stop when I did, it probably would have been 20 different ideas.

Was that the actual lines from the boat ride? Or did you paraphrase that? Either way, that whole scene was one of the freakiest and scariest scenes in a childrens movie. I'd hide under a box, too.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Oh Jap....wait, Russia? But, but.......damn it.

Well played Russia, well played.

 

[Jfswift]

Haha, wow, that's amazing! Vodka is baaaaad.

 

[MetalGenocide]

Soooo bad yet soooo good.
Frankly this is the kind of thing I expected Japan to fart out.

 

[Valiance]

Oh man. That picture with the turtles and Predator eating a burger is just priceless...

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Actually I think the Predator meeting the Turtles is more believable. Just me, though n.n. But it's interesting. Three very interesting series combined? only odd part was the art..then I realized it was a kid's book...
...
...
...Predator's in a kid's book? What will they think of next? o.o

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

I just can't get over the fact that the predator is eating that pancake totally wrong.

 

[The Random One]

It turns out Shredder was a Predator all along.

TWIST ENDING

 

[rembrandtqeinstein]

This is exactly why copyright is bad. Because once an idea is released into the wild it stops belonging to the creator, it now belongs to everyone who comes in contact with it. And if nobody tried to control ideas think about how much awesome stuff would be made?

If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.

-- Thomas Jefferson

 

[Shirokurou]

Hey, I actually had one of those as a kid.
I remember it being too difficult to read for small children.
My mom read it for a laugh and told me it was more of psychological thriller drama.

BTW, I'm Russian, so if you need something out of there to translate - ask me.

One is actually called TMNT and the big chocolate boom.

 

[Baldry]

Words...i'm at a loss for them. I guess awesome will do.

 

[Jandau]

This is what happens when someone manages to get his crossover fanfic published...

 

[Voodoomancer]

In soviet russia, copyright infringes you!

In soviet russia, [something something batman]

...and so on.

So apparently russian children's books are awesome.

 

[FFHAuthor]

Wasn't a Batman/Predator Crossover comic ALREADY done under liscence in the US?

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

When I was a child, I didn't have storybooks like this! Frickin' Russians, stealing all the awesome childhood story ideas!

 

[Tortoiseloz]

That's almost as strange as the Turtles meeting the Power Rangers!

Spoiler: Wait a second...

You sir have shown me the light!

:O

 

[lokiduck]

Damn it! I took three years of russian and it was mostly Military terms! So I can almost read it but I can't D: I wish I could man... I wish I could...

Also Superman went against terminators, marvel vs dc, and archie meet the punisher so at this point in american comics anything is possible.

 

[lokiduck]

I actually own a russian Winnie the Pooh too... it's just as cheaply made but adorable XD

 

[RelexCryo]

This is exactly why copyright is bad. Because once an idea is released into the wild it stops belonging to the creator, it now belongs to everyone who comes in contact with it. And if nobody tried to control ideas think about how much awesome stuff would be made?

If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson also came up with the idea of the patent office to protect American Bussiness, and the co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is selling his stuff, which he would only logically do if he was needing a lot of money fast. Just saying.