Nintendo Pushes Wii Party as Way to Pick-Up Girls

[FactualSquirrel]

Oh my GOD.

That was the funniest thing I've watched in ages.

Like, seriously, that was beyond stupid...

If this works, then I'm just going to have to do absolutely nothing.

 

[Ben Legend]

In other news, Playing wii Sports will make you fit and wii play will get you laid.

In all seriousness, this is just daft.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Nah... Your GF just wants the WiiMote shoved into their tight vajayjays!

I....what?

OT: Uhh...ok Nintendo, keep thinking that.

 

[2fish]

Hot new pick up line new from nintendo: I have a wii let's go back to my place and party.

A good comercial makes me laugh, this commercial made me think there is a wii hide and seek game??? They totally ripped that off from me and the kids I used to play with!

 

[2xDouble]

I'm pretty sure the Asian girl is just there because she owns the Wii.

...and, ya know... cultural diversity and stuff...
Except white folks guys with blond hair. They We suck. Racists. lol

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I need a Wii and Wii Party right now, wheres my wallet?

 

[KEM10]

Part of me died only to be reborn again as a dark spirit of revenge that will kill every single idiot guy that will try to pick up girls using Wii..or any other console on that matter. Let the thousand years of terror begin! *maniacal cackle, coughing and lightning strikes in background*

Mark me as your first victim. Girls love Wario Ware and Mario Cart...then again, they also love LBP.

But Nintendo is doing the right thing here. They are a party system where someone with little to no experience can just pick it up and play and go vs. other people and have it not be a complete blow out. My mom plays Cart against me and my little brother, he always wins but we're always laughing hysterically by then end of it. If it was a standard racing game with a standard controller she would have gotten tired of it after the first race.

It is a stepping stone system, so let us embrace the people willing to take the first step and not crack them for not being good enough for real games.

 

[Dogstile]

They're more right than you think. The amount of times i've seen a dick try to fit in with a load of guys enjoying themselves on a game because a girl they liked plays too is amazing. While it doesn't exactly happen like that advert, it's not really a very long stretch.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Last parties I went to, people went into other rooms for other reasons


OT: Hmm, seems fun, deffo looks like something to do when everyone is drunk and tired of Singstar.

 

[SilverUchiha]

I'll admit, the game looks kinda fun (in comparison to other Wii [Insert Verb here] but the commercial is has hokey as you can get.

 

[Kitteh]

Wanna steal a douchbag's girl? Play Wii Party.

 

[AnneSQF]

What is this!? My brain hurts. So stupid!

 

[PureChaos]

well that's a misleading advert. i VERY much doubt it would go like that. the blond bloke seems like a complete cock anyway

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

"Hater's gonna hate, brah!"
"Screw you, Chad!"

Was it just me, or did the douchebag boyfriend seem like the quintessential 80's villain? I don't think the girl falling for the other guy had anything to do with the Wii other than Preston beating his chest over a petty win in what amounts to a console drinking game.

 

[rileyrulesu]

As a gamer, even I find it lame that they would leave the party to play a wii game.

well, THAT wii game at least, they couldn't even ACT like they were having fun.

 

[Caligulove]

I could see it happening to someone.
I mean, weirder things have brought people together.

 

[Ekonk]

What the hell is going on?!?

 

[V8 Ninja]

If this is true, I have to get Wii Party THE F--- now! Unfortunately, my BS radar is going off like crazy...