Nippon Ichi Developing Girl-Spanking RPG

[starhaven]

bahahahaha

anyone else really love japan they always come up with funny stuff

i wont be getting it not my kind of game but there must be a market for it

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Wow, there's weird and then there's Japan.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Waitwaitwait...Disgaea has exploding Penguins? How come this has never been brought to my attention? And spanking the embodiment of Lust sounds like something I've had in a dream...

 

[Pendragon9]

Spoiler

You can now imagine they will likely make a Wii port of this. Happy Wii Spanking Nippon Ichi. D:

 

[Tenkage]

0.o you got to be kidding me....

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Japan: Producing crazy shit since 1982 forever.

So Nippon is developing it, it doesn't exactly mean it's... not fucked up.

 

[PrototypeC]

For a second there, I thought those were her arms. But no... no no. Nope.

Anyway, cultural differences aside I don't know why a handful of pixels make the games family-friendly. Apparently, in Japan, you're not a deviant freak if you play these kinds of games but you are if you don't keep the pixel protection on. Why is that? Does anyone know?

 

[Hurray Forums]

Internet Gamers: OMG all JRPGs are the same and never try anything new!
Nippon Ichi: *glares* We'll show them...

Now I'll turn this post over to Leonidas. Leo, what are your thoughts?

Leonidas: Tonight, we spank, IN HELL!!!

Enlightening comments on the subject, thanks Leo!

 

[Dfskelleton]

Wait, What?
For the ironic lulz they should sell this with a free copy of the movie se7ven.

 

[SimuLord]

Sins revealed thus far are Kisaragi (greed)

Yuffie from FF7 makes so much more sense to me now.

Also, I really, really love [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/5477-Review-Disgaea-DS] Disgaea.

 

[RvLeshrac]

Man, why can't us girls ever get a game where we can fit guys with ball gags and gain points by paddling them silly with a cricket bat? Maybe a bonus round where we get access to hot wax and jumper cables? I'm tired of being left out!

...Wait, what were we talking about again?

You never buy them. It isn't like they haven't tried!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Japan, have I ever told you how much I love you, who needs normal, when you can have japanese?

I'll take Japanese over normal anyday. Normal is boring as hell.

Japan, I love you too.

 

[William Dickbringer]

Honestly....I think this is a little disgusting. Games like this make men look perverted, when not all of us are. I have no doubt this will be a success though, at least in Japan anyway.

oh there are far worst games that make men look perverted like a game that measures how much
you ejaculate compared to others this one is at least a little more...tame

O.T. and thus millions of eroge fans are mad about there being no porn in it and still have their dreams of portible porn games crushed (or I could be wrong I don't play them or follow news about the)
and in a more generic response oh japan what is the next funny and/or useless thing shall come from you next

 

[Broken Boy]

Man, why can't us girls ever get a game where we can fit guys with ball gags and gain points by paddling them silly with a cricket bat? Maybe a bonus round where we get access to hot wax and jumper cables? I'm tired of being left out!

...Wait, what were we talking about again?

My thoughts exactly.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I'm a little worried.

I mean, spanking Lust I can deal with; even spanking Anger...but spanking Gluttony....euggh.

 

[MobiusHex]

Do want. So much.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Japan, have I ever told you how much I love you, who needs normal, when you can have japanese?

Well said!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I'm a little worried.

I mean, spanking Lust I can deal with; even spanking Anger...but spanking Gluttony....euggh.

Maybe Gluttony implies something else in this context

OT: I'll be honest, the only reason I clicked on this was because the title contained the words "Girl," "spanking," and "RPG." Well, the Japanese are weird...
[small]yet I find this strangely enticing...[/small]