No Right Answer: 100th Episode - Who Would Win?

[Souplex]

Nicholas Cage Vs. Luke Cage.
Spike Lee Vs. Spike Jonze.
In what?
Does it matter?
They could play Rug-Bees (Rug-Bees is not Rugby. Rug-Bees is when you're rolled up in a rug and a beehive is thrown in with you. You win if you don't die.) for all I care.
M.E.G.A.S. Vs. the BGY-11 "Big Guy" in a sewing contest.

 

[Clankenbeard]

Also, I always thought Mary Poppins was already Sexy Poppins (srsly, Julie Andrews circa 1964? Stunning).

She is referred to as "Sexy Poppins" at the end of the video. But the original name coined half way through for Madonna was Slutty Poppins. I don't think of Julie Andrews as slutty.

 

[The Great JT]

Tarzan vs. Chuck Norris in a survival contest? Please, Tarzan literally did that shit in his sleep. Chuck Norris, the furthest he's come to surviving is fighting Bruce Lee, and Bruce straight-up killed him.

Also, how's this for a Who Would Win?
Person 1: Saruman the White
Person 2: Merlin
Competition: Quiddich

 

[Zombie_Moogle]

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9iz9viC5l1rt8sgdo3_500.jpg
Christians don't believe in gravity; this would make vine swinging very difficult for Chuck Norris

 

[mysecondlife]

I got one for you: Best Bromance ever.

 

[Matthi205]

Steve Ballmer (MS CEO), Linus Torvalds, installing Windows XP. Good luck figuring out who of them'll manage to do that in under a day.

 

[Zombie Sodomy]

I got one for you: Best Bromance ever.

Turk and JD vs. Marry and Pippin

 

[yankeefan19]

Master Chief vs. Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Contest: Break dancing.

 

[Temple Guard]

Peter Parker vs. Bruce Wayne vs. Clark Kent
Celebrating Mother and Fathers Day.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) vs Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother)
Slap fight

 

[Pedro_chileno]

congratulations for the 100 episodes

 

[The]

Johnny 5 vs Wall-E
Who Will Make the Best Scrap Metal

Tron vs Neo
Computer Repair Contest

 

[ritchards]

Surprise unknown cross over with Movie Defense Force today!

Actually, we wanted "Who Would Win!" No matter what the debate topic, Doctor Who wins!

 

[cricket chirps]

Master Chief vs. Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Contest: Break dancing.

Seconded, all who agree say "Aye"

 

[Professor James]

Shaft eating Buffy under the table! Thanks to you guys, there is going to be a picture of shaft "eating Buffy" in every sense of the word by the end of today. Also

Master Chief vs. Captain Jack Sparrow.
The Contest: Break dancing.

Jack Sparrow, I don't think Spartans can dance?

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I don't think I voted, but this was probably the funniest episode I've seen so far. Congratulations on 100 episodes.

 

[el_kabong]

So, in the suggestion column, I have to be topical and recommend a "Best Bluth" debate, since Arrested Development is coming back on Sunday with more episodes.

 

[Jacked Assassin]

Yahtzee Vs Jim Sterling
Poetry
....
Wait they already do that....
....
Um....
Justin Bieber Fans vs. Bronies
World War 3
And no, Not the WCW version that has 60 men in 3 rings. The kind that usually destroys Europe.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Spiderman vs. Dwight Eisenhower in a game of Polo

Alternatively, Franklin D. Roosevelt vs. Stephen Hawking climbing Mt. Everest.

 

[Sonder Saunters]

For your 101st episode: Who Would Wear A Fur Coat Made Out Of 101 Dalmatians Better? Derek Zoolander vs... the joke came to me and now I can't think of a suitable opposition. Zoolander wins by default, I guess?

 

[Shinsei-J]

I got one for you: Best Bromance ever.

YES!!!
This needs to be an actual episode.