There's never any talk of Don Rickles though. For god's sake, the man still performs sold out shows in Vegas even though he's 86. He's the only white guy that could say to Muhammad Ali, "Ali, we'd ask you to talk, but you know the blacks, your lips lock" and still get laughs. AND he is probably the only person that Johnny Carson had no problem letting him walk on set. This is the guy Johnny freakin' Carson called when he needed someone to fill in.
Don Rickles is easily the wittiest person I've seen, if only because he proved that racism is ok as long as it's hilarious. (Although I don't think he's racist himself, as he says, "Black, white, brown, purple, it doesn't matter to me. I make fun of them all.")
"And you Christians, you have that wonderful sign. That sign of the cross. And to us Jews, that sign means the interstate is blocked, take the next exit."
"I kid. I kid. We need the Chinese. Cause otherwise us Jews would have no place to eat on Christmas."