Who would win?
Twilight Sparkle
Vs
Commander Shepard
At... DANCING!
Hold on I got more.
Who would win?
Gilbert Gottfried
vs
Kristen Stewart
At... A dramatic reading.
Who would win?
Rayman
Vs
Yahtzee
At... Arm wrestling!
(It's funny because their hands aren't connected to anything)
Who would Win?
Humpty Dumpty
Vs
The Three Bears
At... Origami
Who would win?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Vs
Leroy Jenkins
At... American Idol
Who would win?
Jeff Bridges with a blindfold
Vs
Bruce Willis drunk
At... Archery.
Who would win?
Jaime Lannister
Vs
Nathan Drake
At... the 100 meeter hurdles.
Who would win?
Jaime Lannister
Vs
Ryu Hayabusa
Who would win?
Skrillex on cocaine
Vs
Patric Stewart on acid
At... staring contest
At... A sword fight (No funny, I just thought it was interesting)
Who would win?
2 Darth Vaders
Vs
An entire team of Scouts from Team Fortress 2
At... A Deathmatch
Who would win?
Hank Hill
Vs
Kratos
At... Watching cat videos on Youtube without laughing.
I came up with a few more while I was at work
Who would win?
Pee-wee Herman with a shotgun and a 5 hour energy drink
Vs
The Pope with Dual-wielding Glocks with 5 cans of Red Bull
At... surviving in the zombie apocalypse.
Who would win?
Jack Nicholson, Harry Shearer, Ryan Gosling and Will Smith
Vs
Neil Patrick Harris, Siri, Liam Neeson and Seth Rogan
At... being the best Kiss cover band.
Who would win?
Isaac Newton
Vs
Gottfried Leibniz
At... Building a house in Minecraft
Who would win?
Godzilla
Vs
Sam Jackson
At... Poker
Who would win?
Adrian Monk
Vs
Walter White
At... a Rap Battle