Normal people are weird

[BlindMessiah94]

Meh, I just do what I do regardless. Fitting in has never really been a priority. The few people I do meet who I like I keep around. They realize I am a pretty unique person and don't expect me to conform, and I the same for them. Everyone else can keep grazing in circles like the sheep they are.

 

[FireFlower18]

I think i would congo line to work, instead of carpool.

 

[Funkysandwich]

Define "normal"

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd go everywhere dressed in boxes and write adjectives on them describing different social occasions.

 

[Lineoutt]

I'd probably end up glaring someone into flames.
I fucking hate "random" quotation marks because that is not what that means.
It's like, this is not endearing. You're not funny or quirky or special, okay. We can all see you trying to be, but you're not. So stop it.
You're just annoying the shit out of everybody. Except all the other attention whores. But I imagine they're too busy trying to join in and upstage you to pay attention to the stupid shit you're doing.

But I am supposed to assume everyone is acting like a massive toolbox for no particular reason, aren't I. They're just off the wall batshit.
Fine then. I guess I'd just...
End up glaring someone into flames.
What can I say, it's annoying regardless of the intent.

I know this comment is going to be like a burst of variety and excitement so here goes. You seem very bitter. I've seen you post in a few forums now and all the posts seem like they are coming from someone who has become emotionally numb. I don't mean this in an offensive way but, yeah...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I know this comment is going to be like a burst of variety and excitement so here goes.

Fuck yes it is. I just had six kinds of coronary failure.
I don't even know if there are six kinds and I had six kinds.
I think I invented some.

It's not "variety and excitement" I dislike. People can be quirky and spontanious without being annoying pricks.
Spontaneity is not shouting "cheese nipples" and then laughing to yourself like you just made the funniest fucking joke. Spontaneity is acting on impulse. Just doing shit because you feel like it. And nobody actually feels like yelling out "cheese nipples". Ever.

Unless they have just seen someone walk by with cheddar attached to their tits, I guess. But that's a whole different kind of annoying.

You seem very bitter. I've seen you post in a few forums now and all the posts seem like they are coming from someone who has become emotionally numb. I don't mean this in an offensive way but, yeah...

What gave you that impression.
Was it the outright statements of emotional numbness.
I am going to bet it was the outright statements of emotional numbness.

Honestly, I'm surprised anything was noticed. I assumed I was one of the many faceless text blocks that get skipped over while scanning for other, more interesting people's opinions. I guess I should commend you for actually paying attention.

Good job for that.
Well done, son.

 

[Pegghead]

I would:

*Dress as Abraham Lincoln with boardshorts

*Maintain a constant erection by publicly masturbating 24/7

*I would scream nilla wafers every five seconds at the top of my lungs, even if it was mid-conversation

*I would sniff the nose of everybody I met

*I would skip EVERYWHERE

*My bathrooms would be exclusivly limited to phone booths, dressing rooms and confession booths

*My stovepipe hat would be smeared with cream cheese, when questioned about it I would simply say "Don't ask" in a Mickey Mouse voice

*My daily habits would include standing in front of pool entrances and claiming they are closed due to aids, humping streetlights, luring pigeons in the park and biting their heads off, crashtackling cyclists and having staring competitions with statues.

*My seats would be exclusivly limited to the homeless, at all other times I maintain a constant handstand (Which could be difficult considering what else I'm constantly maintaining)

*On public transport I would quote "The Room"

Oh brilliant, it's the old Chuck Norris joke problem, when a lighthearted thread pops up you get a thousand replies with wiseasses posting "CHUCK NORRIS R TEH GAY BRUCE LEE FTW HURR HURR HURR" when all the OP wants is for a little nonsensical humour. Then again this is the site which contends most for number of people who bitched and moaned at the refridgerator scene in Indy 4 (The fourth installment in a franchise built around magical artifacts, history professors surviving tanks falling off cliffs and narrowly outrunning boulders, tribesmen and nazis) so I guess not many people here are willing to leave dignity at the door and suspend some disbelief.

 

[tomtom94]

*Maintain a constant erection by publicly masturbating 24/7

That would hurt after a while...*winces*

OT: I would blend in seamlessly using my chameleonic powers of disguise ability to bow to peer pressure to blend in.

 

[Pegghead]

*Maintain a constant erection by publicly masturbating 24/7

That would hurt after a while...*winces*

OT: I would blend in seamlessly using my chameleonic powers of disguise ability to bow to peer pressure to blend in.

Not if you do it with excrement...

 

[tomtom94]

*Maintain a constant erection by publicly masturbating 24/7

That would hurt after a while...*winces*

OT: I would blend in seamlessly using my chameleonic powers of disguise ability to bow to peer pressure to blend in.

Not if you do it with excrement...

That's your choice.

[sub]I have a greater appreciation for society now[/sub]

 

[Adventurer2626]

I would do whatever the hell I felt like. I don't think I'd do anything remarkably unusual compared to what everyone else would be doing. In fact I'd probably become more normal, doing things like hiding from people I consider to be clinically insane, protecting my property and belongings as much as possible. I'd be slightly more reclusive than usual, buy a decent automatic firearm with ammo, and install some boobytraps with on/off switches. As for things I feel restricted from: I'd practice with my sword in my backyard (can't do it in my house and martial arts programs are too expensive for me atm), ask every girl I stumbled upon if she was taken and then if she wanted to date, spend a day making a sand castle, practice celebrity/character impressions, wear what I wanted regardless of the situation, nothing much I guess.

 

[MelziGurl]

Apparently I'm already considered crazy, random and weird so I wouldn't have to do much to fit in.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

I think the question is, what is a normal person?
I would yell at anyone and everybody that looks at me.