So, my country's gone and done it.
We're abandoning nuclear power, if you're lazy.
Here's a link in English
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,14909851,00.html
And here's the one I originally read. (Deutsch)
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/0,1518,752631,00.html
SCHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE
I'm as green (in the sense of the word that the rest of the world uses it) as any German you're likely to meet. I recycle. I put up with the sound of wind-farms THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP-ing away in a farm not far away from my hometown. Germany builds alot of massive, heavy duty industrial stuff, and I genuinely believe that our gigantic chemical industry shouldnt use the atlantic or baltic as a fucking dumping zone.
But this is TOO DAMN FUCKING MUCH.
Germany's Greens (our quasi communist hippy left wing party) are a little to damn self absorbed to think rationally about things, so I'll break it down nicely for those Green FUCKING IDIOTS.
1)The Greens- middle-class, comfortable, ignorant dipshits that they are- probably don't even realise that Germany only has such a large, comfortable, ignorant middle class because of its damn industry.
Which is massive.
Which needs power.
Which in turn means we produce the sixth most carbon emissions in the world- even with nukes helping!
So Greens, you mean to tell me that you want to shut down an alternate energy source which is actively helping us act in a more enviromnetally responsible way? What's that? You want to replace it with another damn windfarm? Excellent, build it on the OTHER side of my house, that way I'll be deaf on that side too. Nevermind that entirely green energy sources- until someone invents nuclear fusion- will never make up the shortfall.
And then what, Greenie? Follow your anti-industry manifesto to its logical conclusion. Millions of Germans will lose their jobs. Evil engineers and craftsmen, every single one of them.
I'm sure Mother Earth will build you and your self-righteous self-serving kind a fucking car out of weeds, which we could all share in our Earth Commune or whatever. Only, it won't, and I'll make sure to punch you in the back of the head when we're in line in at a soup kitchen.
*twitch. Must calm down.*
2) Fine, nuclear power does go pear shaped from time to time. Fukushima, Chernobyl. Point made. Best argument actually
Only, you Green halfwits, Bavaria isn't on a goddamn fault line! Also, our government has incredibly low levels of corruption, and incredibly stringent, transparent processes, especially in regards to nuclear power and industry in general.
Also, don't compare our engineering to that jury-rigged disaster box in Pripyat.
*Seethe. Seethe. Done seething. Going to shout at the Green party official in town.*
Thoughts gents? On your own situation? Germany's a pretty complex place with its own issues. Nuclear power went bad in Japan because it was in a country on a fault line with really poor government oversight. It went bad in the Soviet Union, because in SOVIET RUSSIA, PLANT DOESNT POWER YOU, YOU POWER PLANT! (with your irradiated corpse)
Let the political flame wars commence
We're abandoning nuclear power, if you're lazy.
Here's a link in English
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,14909851,00.html
And here's the one I originally read. (Deutsch)
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/0,1518,752631,00.html
SCHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE
I'm as green (in the sense of the word that the rest of the world uses it) as any German you're likely to meet. I recycle. I put up with the sound of wind-farms THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP-ing away in a farm not far away from my hometown. Germany builds alot of massive, heavy duty industrial stuff, and I genuinely believe that our gigantic chemical industry shouldnt use the atlantic or baltic as a fucking dumping zone.
But this is TOO DAMN FUCKING MUCH.
Germany's Greens (our quasi communist hippy left wing party) are a little to damn self absorbed to think rationally about things, so I'll break it down nicely for those Green FUCKING IDIOTS.
1)The Greens- middle-class, comfortable, ignorant dipshits that they are- probably don't even realise that Germany only has such a large, comfortable, ignorant middle class because of its damn industry.
Which is massive.
Which needs power.
Which in turn means we produce the sixth most carbon emissions in the world- even with nukes helping!
So Greens, you mean to tell me that you want to shut down an alternate energy source which is actively helping us act in a more enviromnetally responsible way? What's that? You want to replace it with another damn windfarm? Excellent, build it on the OTHER side of my house, that way I'll be deaf on that side too. Nevermind that entirely green energy sources- until someone invents nuclear fusion- will never make up the shortfall.
And then what, Greenie? Follow your anti-industry manifesto to its logical conclusion. Millions of Germans will lose their jobs. Evil engineers and craftsmen, every single one of them.
I'm sure Mother Earth will build you and your self-righteous self-serving kind a fucking car out of weeds, which we could all share in our Earth Commune or whatever. Only, it won't, and I'll make sure to punch you in the back of the head when we're in line in at a soup kitchen.
*twitch. Must calm down.*
2) Fine, nuclear power does go pear shaped from time to time. Fukushima, Chernobyl. Point made. Best argument actually
Only, you Green halfwits, Bavaria isn't on a goddamn fault line! Also, our government has incredibly low levels of corruption, and incredibly stringent, transparent processes, especially in regards to nuclear power and industry in general.
Also, don't compare our engineering to that jury-rigged disaster box in Pripyat.
*Seethe. Seethe. Done seething. Going to shout at the Green party official in town.*
Thoughts gents? On your own situation? Germany's a pretty complex place with its own issues. Nuclear power went bad in Japan because it was in a country on a fault line with really poor government oversight. It went bad in the Soviet Union, because in SOVIET RUSSIA, PLANT DOESNT POWER YOU, YOU POWER PLANT! (with your irradiated corpse)
Let the political flame wars commence