Nuclear weapons never existed

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PxDn Ninja

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I have never heard a video sooo full of stupidity and incorrect facts. That video author actually is pissing me off that he is such a fucking idiot.
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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Sigh, some of these videos are so inconceivably stupid you start thinking they're actually deliberate and brilliant satires on stupidity.
 

gh0ti

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Please tell me the guy who made that video was being intentionally stupid to make a point...? Please, for the good of humanity!
 

Mr Companion

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The most fun is reading the creators comments trying to explain himself. Anyway:

Lets put ourselves in their shoes. So lets say I am the government...
"Lets make people believe we have a doomsday device!"
"Yeah! lets pretend we have bombs able to destroy entire cities! And we will call them atom bombs after that science that proves our idea for a doomsday device to be possible! But tell each and every one of out workers not to tell anybody about our project. Because if just one of the many workers we will need to complete this gigantic propaganda project releases evidence then we will be fired and ridiculed on the spot."
"Yes, that could be a problem. And we will also need to fake bombing two major Japanese cities in order to create a strong illusion."
"Yes, but surely then we will need to fake pictures of victims, destroyed cities and witnesses. Not to mention convincing the Japanese government to surrender and then go along with this project. And stop the Japanese citizens from investigateing the places where the bomb site should be and convince all the world not to go find out either. In fact now I come to think of it this project would involve convincing every city on earth that two major cities in Japan are in rubble when in fact they are not. On second thoughts lets not bother with this and instead get on with trying to stop all of Europe from been engulfed by the Nazi war machine."

Now what sounds more realistic, that plan actually succeeding or them helping Europe avoid been engulfed in an ect ect. Also I have a conspiracy theory that president Kennedy never got shot in an open car in front of a full crowd. But the government hushed it up...
Actually that is a bad example because that would actually be more possible than the nuke conspiracy theory.

Ps: Terry Pratchett once wrote that it is amazing how good the government are at hushing things up considering how inept they are at all other aspects of government work.
 

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grimsprice said:
[HEADING=1]IRELAND DOESN'T EXIST!!!![/HEADING]
Oh good, I was getting worried I might have to go there. Just joking.

NJ said:
Onichanbura said:
How this kind of ignorance actually exists baffles me completely.
I second this.
Me too.
Parallel Streaks said:
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were actually abducted by aliens in a joint conspiracy with eco-terrorists and the Easter Bunny.

Fucking Easter Bunny.
I'll shoot the easter bunny the next time I see it.
 

Spaghetti

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*sigh* what a numpty. Interesting he doesn't comment on the high dossage of raditation found in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. There was also the high dossage of radiation in British Royal Navy personel after the nuclear tests
 

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Parallel Streaks said:
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were actually abducted by aliens in a joint conspiracy with eco-terrorists and the Easter Bunny.

Fucking Easter Bunny.
shhh dont reveal the truth it'll get you!
 

PxDn Ninja

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Was just thinking about this, and he never brings up the Cold War in that stupid video. IF the government knew there wasn't such a thing as Nuclear Weapons, why did we worry about ICBM range with missiles in Cuba and all the other issues around the Cold War Era.

Let me guess, Russia just happened to run their own "WE GOTZ TEH NUKES" cover at the same time.

Right...
 

Arkhangelsk

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This is like a mix of a conspiracy theorist and a "the world is not real" philosopher. Only worse. Why would anyone lie about nuclear bombs? And for proof, I give you Hiroshima.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
OH, YOU WANT STUPID?
SO MUCH STUPID I WILL GIVE TO YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-VmBMHkw
Suck on that, motherfuckers.

Dumbest person on the planet?
POSSIBLY.
Chemical rainbow? No, no, no, you need acid for that silly.

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LeonLethality

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Imat said:
Glefistus said:
Maybe some footage that was released was fake(doubt it), to scare the Soviets, but these evil weapons certainly do exist. His video was not convincing, after all, MORE THAN ONE CAMERA CAN BE USED. When he accused the U.S. military of worshiping the Abrahamic devil though, he lost ALL credibility.
Weapons can't be evil...They are inherently nothing, having neither the capacity nor the fingertips to show true evil.

You can say that people who use them are evil, but that's a discussion from the past that should not be brought up again...
yes they can just add a +5 evil alignment...

Simriel said:
Next on: People are idiots! Man claims Internet doesnt exist, and also that feet where made for eating with!
and that man makes a youtube video to prove the internet doesnt exist
 

SideburnsPuppy

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The moon doesn't either.

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/moon.htm

From our very own Ben Croshaw, too.
 

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Reminds me of a time when I was on a bus, going home from school.
I spoke to the bus driver, mostly because I didn't have a portable gaming system around at the time.
The bus driver didn't know that oil isn't a truly "renewable" resource.
He was ranting on about something to the effect of: "Oh, that's a lie that the world has a limited supply of oil!"
He also began saying something about solar energy not working, but I basically told him to be quiet at that point.
Some people...
 

Pyro Paul

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megasamus1 said:
Reminds me of a time when I was on a bus, going home from school.
I spoke to the bus driver, mostly because I didn't have a portable gaming system around at the time.
The bus driver didn't know that oil isn't a truly "renewable" resource.
He was ranting on about something to the effect of: "Oh, that's a lie that the world has a limited supply of oil!"
He also began saying something about solar energy not working, but I basically told him to be quiet at that point.
Some people...
oil is a renewable resource...

we just have to take the rain forest, bury it deep underground near some hot spots the heat and pressure will cause the rotting plants to ferment into petroleum... after a few million years.
 

Datalord

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I actually hope he's wrong, because without the threat of nuclear winter and mutual destruction, the cold war could easily have become very hot, nuclear hot, and russia might go to war with the US at any time

I mean i know he's wrong, but if he were right, the world would be a lot worse off
 

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Hardcore_gamer said:
Motti said:
Tell that to the Japanese who died at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Tell that the the pacific islanders who died of cancer because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time (the wrong place being on the same tectonic plate as a nuclear explosion and the wrong time being while nukes were being tested by the British and the French).
Let him tell us that the images were faked when the ICBMs are raining down and we're running for the fallout shelters.
Actually, he claimed Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed through large scale carpet bombing like Dresden and Tokyo.
That doesn't explain the people who died of radiation poisoning in the surrounding areas.