Obscure Gaming Quotes

[ChupathingyX]

Character 1: This battle, I wonder how our lord's feeling?
Character 2: Hmmm, hard to say, well I'm sure he's not jumping with joy.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

Since I already have the game down, is it okay to google it? I know I'm going to feel like an idiot when I find out what part it's from, I can almost see the model of the character that says the line.

Ah well you've trapped yourself by asking permission. So I say no you cannot google it. The answer is inside of you, my son.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

I'm gonna have to replay the game, aren't I? On second thought, that's not such a bad Idea. There's only a couple of weeks left in the term, meaning I should have time to play games again come Spring. I never did beat FFVII, since my little sister saved over my only save game. I was right at the edge of the crater, too.

 

[thegrimfandango]

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard to Joker. Incidentally, where is that line, I have never gotten it?

 

[thegrimfandango]

I know you feel safe here, but I could crush your windpipe before anyone notices.

New Vegas, if you pass the intimidate speechcheck for the Gomorrah receptionist.

Have You ever Licked a Lamp Post in Winter?

Dragon Age, that seems to be everyone's favourite Alistair quote so I wouldn't reckon it as obscure.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"What do you mean he's unstoppable? You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least 20 to 1. Do... your... job!"

spoken by the big bad in Max payne

 

[willard3]

"I hate to make aesthetic criticisms in other people's homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded."
"No actual wigs were harmed to make this computer-generated rug."
"Nice flat puppy!"
"That looks like it should be on Shatner's head...or maybe on Ernest Borgnine's back."
"That rug looks like a...never mind. If *you* can think of a funny line, please write to Presto Studios, c/o Everyone Involved, But No One Who Cares."

 

[pyrosaw]

(Chirp)"I'll give you some sparrow advice!"(Chirp)

Another one is:

Please take this cookie. It doesn't taste good, but please....take this bad cookie...I hope it's useful...

Correct
Mother 3?

 

[pointnclick]

"Let's just say I'm working in the interests of truth and justice."
"Ah, Thank God, I thought you were the police."

God I love the game this comes from, haven't played it in years though.

Grand Theft Auto IV?

Nah, this game is a lot older then GTA IV.

Hint: George Stobart loves point and click adventure games.

 

[Turing]

"To the Abyss with thee!"

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"You are too big to be a slug."
"We sent in 18 squadrons to the enemy base. None returned. We think maybe it's well defended."
"Welcome to DIE!"
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!"
"It's time for revenge." "Let's attack aggressively."

"I wanna cast magic missile"
"Why, there's nothing to attack"
".....I attack the Darkness!"

8-Bit Theatre!

 

[badgersprite]

From the same game.

"If you find your true love, protect her with your life. We are all beasts without the redeeming humanity of love."

"There is nothing you can say of love that will make me cry, mortal. I have had Cleopatra and Helen of Troy stand before me, and they moved me not. Your common desires mean nothing to me."

"Truth is...indeed...a terrible thing."

 

[Ophi]

"Welcome to DIE!"

I... I wanna say some X-Men game, but I'm not sure. That just sounds so familiar.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Character 1: Sounds like a giant explosion are you okay?
Character 2: I almost got ran over by a truck what do you think?
Character 1: Don't be a *****.

[singing] I see a *****, Do you see a *****, yeah I see a *****, what do you see?[/singing]

hehehe sorry I had to...

"If it's hostile, kill it." *throws revolver at you*

 

[pendragon177]

"Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!"
"Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!"
"That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!"

If you didn't get it by now you are hopeless.

 

[Ophi]

"That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!"

If you didn't get it by now you are hopeless.

Banjo Kazooie?? Never played that, but.. What else could it be?

 

[Ashsaver]

This should be easy

"My vision is augmented."

And this one should be a bit harder

"I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks. !"