Obscure Gaming Quotes

[le picklez]

"Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?"

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard talking to Joker.

Sam and max season 1
And how about: "In order to save the world, you have to kick a few old ladies down the stairs"

 

[ExaltedK9]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

Bioshock, Portal, and The Darkness respectively.

Truly nothing gets past you. Ok, if I have to step up my game, try these on for size:

"This town, nobody looks me in the eyes anymore."

"War... War never changes."

"War has changed."

And I'll be impressed if you can get this speech.

"Join us brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand vigilant. Join us in the oath that cannot be foresworn. And if you should perish, know that we will someday join you."

Might not be word for word, but should have enough to go by.... and it can't be Googled.

 

[Ophi]

From the same game.

"_____... Please live... Even if all the cities burn, and the seas swallow _____... You mustn't die... Not you..."

"TO WING, BROTHERS. KEEP UP WITH ME IF YOU CAN!!11"

And from its prequel comes these gems, both from the same character...

"Sure, no problem! Hmmm... I guess I'll just... sit down here and... knit... something... Ooo, look! A bear!"

"Ha! LIAR! Deceitful, lying, squinty coward! That was the very moment I marked you as my archrival! Don't pretend not to care!"

 

[Gearran]

How's this for obscure?

"This billboard greets you this evening. All is well, good night."

 

[Gearran]

Is this Army of Two?

Person A: "Cover me"
Person B: "Fuck you man, cover ME!!"

ahhhh I will always remember that xD

Is this Army of Two?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

here's a couple, (names ommited for spoiler purposes)

character 1: "your job? men under your command entrusted you with their lives!"
character 2: "i eliminated expendable targets in the line of duty as per my orders-"
character 1: "I know the rhetoric, but it doesn't change what you are."
character 2: "what WE are. how many men have you killed to get here? all of them, they were just doing their jobs did they deserve to die? all i'm doing is what i was trained to do!"

and this short one
"we're both ravens right? no hard feelings."

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

Since I already have the game down, is it okay to google it? I know I'm going to feel like an idiot when I find out what part it's from, I can almost see the model of the character that says the line.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

Since I already have the game down, is it okay to google it? I know I'm going to feel like an idiot when I find out what part it's from, I can almost see the model of the character that says the line.

Ah well you've trapped yourself by asking permission. So I say no you cannot google it. The answer is inside of you, my son.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I know you feel safe here, but I could crush your windpipe before anyone notices.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Character 1: This battle, I wonder how our lord's feeling?
Character 2: Hmmm, hard to say, well I'm sure he's not jumping with joy.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

"Hey sis, this one's a little weird."

I'm about 80% sure this one is from FFVII, either in the Don Corneo bit (Specifically, the Honeybee Inn scene) or at some point in the Gold Saucer. If it's not FFVII, I know I've played whatever game it is from, because I recognize the line.

Well, it's FFVII, but not the part you're thinking of.

Since I already have the game down, is it okay to google it? I know I'm going to feel like an idiot when I find out what part it's from, I can almost see the model of the character that says the line.

Ah well you've trapped yourself by asking permission. So I say no you cannot google it. The answer is inside of you, my son.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

I'm gonna have to replay the game, aren't I? On second thought, that's not such a bad Idea. There's only a couple of weeks left in the term, meaning I should have time to play games again come Spring. I never did beat FFVII, since my little sister saved over my only save game. I was right at the edge of the crater, too.

 

[thegrimfandango]

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard to Joker. Incidentally, where is that line, I have never gotten it?

 

[thegrimfandango]

I know you feel safe here, but I could crush your windpipe before anyone notices.

New Vegas, if you pass the intimidate speechcheck for the Gomorrah receptionist.

Have You ever Licked a Lamp Post in Winter?

Dragon Age, that seems to be everyone's favourite Alistair quote so I wouldn't reckon it as obscure.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"What do you mean he's unstoppable? You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least 20 to 1. Do... your... job!"

spoken by the big bad in Max payne

 

[willard3]

"I hate to make aesthetic criticisms in other people's homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded."
"No actual wigs were harmed to make this computer-generated rug."
"Nice flat puppy!"
"That looks like it should be on Shatner's head...or maybe on Ernest Borgnine's back."
"That rug looks like a...never mind. If *you* can think of a funny line, please write to Presto Studios, c/o Everyone Involved, But No One Who Cares."

 

[pyrosaw]

(Chirp)"I'll give you some sparrow advice!"(Chirp)

Another one is:

Please take this cookie. It doesn't taste good, but please....take this bad cookie...I hope it's useful...

Correct
Mother 3?

 

[pointnclick]

"Let's just say I'm working in the interests of truth and justice."
"Ah, Thank God, I thought you were the police."

God I love the game this comes from, haven't played it in years though.

Grand Theft Auto IV?

Nah, this game is a lot older then GTA IV.

Hint: George Stobart loves point and click adventure games.

 

[Turing]

"To the Abyss with thee!"

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"You are too big to be a slug."
"We sent in 18 squadrons to the enemy base. None returned. We think maybe it's well defended."
"Welcome to DIE!"
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!"
"It's time for revenge." "Let's attack aggressively."

"I wanna cast magic missile"
"Why, there's nothing to attack"
".....I attack the Darkness!"

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