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The arguments my family had were legendary. My friends would always laugh so hard everytime they would visit and my mom and grandmother would get into it. My grandmother was living with us for a while, so it made the arguments an almost everyday occurence.
My mom and grandmother were both very religious; and sometimes they would use that in their arguments. What started the arguments between them, I have no idea. But it would end up going like this:
Grandma: "You wouldn't be happy unless I sat on a little throne and blessed everyone that came along!"
Mom: "I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!"
Grandma: "Well I rebuke YOU in the name of Jesus!"
Mom: "You can go to hell!"
So with me and my invited friend sitting back in my room, playing games, and my friend trying to eat a pillow to keep from laughing too loudly.
One day in December my mom had a doctor's appointment in Oklahoma City, which was about an hour from where we lived. My grandmother was going with her to keep her company, and they left early in the morning. About 6 pm, my mom came home - but my grandmother wasn't with her.
Me: "Mom? Where's Grandma?"
Mom: "Oklahoma City."
Me: "Why is she still in OKC?"
Mom: **matter of fact, like it was no big deal** "Because I kicked her out of the car."
So apparently, they were going down the road and they got into a massive argument. My mom pulled over at a gas station and told HER mom to get out of the car. In the middle of Oklahoma City. IN the WINTER. My grandmother refused to get out. So my mom got out, went around the car, opened her door, took off her seatbelt and dragged her out of the car. Then yeah, she just drove off and went home.
That was the last time I ever saw my grandmother.
Not really - she called a friend in OKC and had them pick her up. I still can't believe my mom and grandmother could actually make up after that and go back to things being like old times.
Is that the crazy you were looking for?
