Odd things your pet does.

[Nigh Invulnerable]

My dog does an army crawl across the floor with one front leg under her body and the other in front while wagging her butt in the air. One of my cats REALLY likes cantaloupe. The same cat is unable to lick her crotch without falling down. The other cats have chased goldfish in the tub before. It was a Christmas present for them.

 

[magnuslion]

My dog is retarded about laser pointers to the extent that he will literally chase them for hours.

 

[Dark Knifer]

My dog can look at you in such a way that you check your pockets to see if you still have your wallet... Not sure how he just makes you check.

 

[Julianking93]

Every time I scratch the spot right where the tail connects to his body, my dog's eyes will get really wide, his ears will flatten and he'll stick his head up and start licking the air.

Its bizarre.