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Well I found privileged minority, just wasn't sure if that's what you meant.manic_depressive13 said:
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sides its less fun when the person WANTS you to piss them off. that and the whole online part of it, so much more fun to be with in reach of some one and watch reason over ride the desire to put me on my ass
I can be pretty mean, let's try this.
You are nothing, you are pathetic, insigneficant trash. You would disgust me if I cared enough to even give a thought to you. There are dog turds on my neighbours driveway that I think about more than you. I would literally be sickened to breath the same air as you if you meant anything to me. You aren't even a cockroach, you're dried cum on the window, just there making the place look bad. If you died right here and now in front of me it would take me a week to notice you were gone.
Like I said, I'm pretty mean.
You are nothing, you are pathetic, insigneficant trash. You would disgust me if I cared enough to even give a thought to you. There are dog turds on my neighbours driveway that I think about more than you. I would literally be sickened to breath the same air as you if you meant anything to me. You aren't even a cockroach, you're dried cum on the window, just there making the place look bad. If you died right here and now in front of me it would take me a week to notice you were gone.
Like I said, I'm pretty mean.
Congrats, you're like most people. Seriously. Easily offended people tend to be an extremely vocal minority in my experience. A large enough minority that you see a large number of them every day, but still a minority.
...and they run the gamut of ethnicity, religion/non-religion and nationality. Believe it or not, I've met hard to offend Iraqi militants.
...and they run the gamut of ethnicity, religion/non-religion and nationality. Believe it or not, I've met hard to offend Iraqi militants.
Gotta say I'm in the same situation =pCpT_x_Killsteal said:
I more meant when you've had kids of your own you'll find them sickening, I know that happened to a lot of guys I knew.
9/11 was an inside job! (I don't really believe that, but it's like the one thing that sort of offends me and question the intelligence of the person saying it. Not offends me like "How can you say that?" but more like "I can't believe you think I'm that stupid, too.")
Or forum games.TopazFusion said:
But yeah, I don't think anyone will throw out actual offensive language just because you asked nicely, it'll get them modded.
If you want to get offended pretty easily, just go check out a few Youtube videos. You'll eventually come across a comment section arguing about US Politics on a music video by Linkin Park or something.
Hell, last night I ran across a shit-storm on a TotalBiscuit 'WTF Is...' video caused by one of our own Escapist members who said that the game in question had seemed like a kiddie game because all he knew about it was the look of the protagonist, so he wrote it off in his mind, then proceeded to get responded to for months and months about how he was the cause of SOPA (not even joking).
*cracks knuckles*
OK then, here we go.
You're 17 and you're a virgin. Pretty much all my friends, around your age and some even younger, have already have sex. What the fuck?s the matter with you, man?
And you?re a furry fan. Does that mean, like, you want to fuck foxes and shit? And do you masturbate over people milking cows?
Even the fact that you made this thread shows that you?re an attention-seeking prick who has nothing better to do with your time but ask random people on the internet, perhaps those just as lonely as you, and issue them a challenge on the forum trying to offend you, just to stroke your own undeserved, pitiful ego. How empty your life must be. Do you have any friends? I mean, real friends? A girlfriend? Are you sexually frustrated at the moment, resorting to jacking off to imaginary, unrealistic, unattainable hentai babes on a computer screen? They will never be like the real thing, so you?re wasting your time, douchebag.
Some people will lie to you and say, ?It doesn?t matter how unfit and greasy you are, and how much emotional baggage you have, and how immature and undesirable you are.? But they?re not being honest because they want to tell you the harsh truth that not everyone?s destined for that hot girl at the end of the story. Chances are, you?re going to reach the age of 40 and realize that you?ve done nothing in your life that you ever hoped you?d do. You?ve just stayed at home, wasting away your oxygen and your life, never taking worthwhile risks. And then you kill yourself. So just kill yourself, man. Go put a noose round your neck and fucking hang yourself, because you?re not important and no-one worthwhile actually wants or cares about your wellbeing or your petty, random, meaningless existence on this planet.
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As for me, I?m a black, clumsy, socially awkward, paranoid 16-year-old with OCD, anxiety issues that affects his bladder, low self-esteem, and insecurity in his ethnicity, without an identity to call his own. How could you ?offend? me? Well, it?s sure as heck by not calling ?nigga?, since it?s a word that has no meaning to me (and why should it? I was never a fucking slave). I guess what comes the closest is unfairly stereotyping me, or expressly noting how much of a depressed, annoying bastard I am. It would take a lot, though. I mean, of course, it?s harsher when someone else criticizes you, but if you already think it yourself, the impact hurts less.
OK then, here we go.
You're 17 and you're a virgin. Pretty much all my friends, around your age and some even younger, have already have sex. What the fuck?s the matter with you, man?
And you?re a furry fan. Does that mean, like, you want to fuck foxes and shit? And do you masturbate over people milking cows?
Even the fact that you made this thread shows that you?re an attention-seeking prick who has nothing better to do with your time but ask random people on the internet, perhaps those just as lonely as you, and issue them a challenge on the forum trying to offend you, just to stroke your own undeserved, pitiful ego. How empty your life must be. Do you have any friends? I mean, real friends? A girlfriend? Are you sexually frustrated at the moment, resorting to jacking off to imaginary, unrealistic, unattainable hentai babes on a computer screen? They will never be like the real thing, so you?re wasting your time, douchebag.
Some people will lie to you and say, ?It doesn?t matter how unfit and greasy you are, and how much emotional baggage you have, and how immature and undesirable you are.? But they?re not being honest because they want to tell you the harsh truth that not everyone?s destined for that hot girl at the end of the story. Chances are, you?re going to reach the age of 40 and realize that you?ve done nothing in your life that you ever hoped you?d do. You?ve just stayed at home, wasting away your oxygen and your life, never taking worthwhile risks. And then you kill yourself. So just kill yourself, man. Go put a noose round your neck and fucking hang yourself, because you?re not important and no-one worthwhile actually wants or cares about your wellbeing or your petty, random, meaningless existence on this planet.
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As for me, I?m a black, clumsy, socially awkward, paranoid 16-year-old with OCD, anxiety issues that affects his bladder, low self-esteem, and insecurity in his ethnicity, without an identity to call his own. How could you ?offend? me? Well, it?s sure as heck by not calling ?nigga?, since it?s a word that has no meaning to me (and why should it? I was never a fucking slave). I guess what comes the closest is unfairly stereotyping me, or expressly noting how much of a depressed, annoying bastard I am. It would take a lot, though. I mean, of course, it?s harsher when someone else criticizes you, but if you already think it yourself, the impact hurts less.
Well, looky what we have here - what a pathetic sight, isn't it? Some poor loser on the internet looking to be 'offended' just because no one pays actual attention to him, and that's basically what you want, isn't it? Border line depression, psychotic fits, never leaves the house - yada, yada, yada, yeah, that's nothing interesting. What I'm personally intrigued is the simplicity of your demand and the utter lack of understanding when it comes to human behavior. It's so pitiful it hurts! To think that a person could ever want to be offended 'just for the sake of it', as you say, but in reality you want quite the opposite - you wish to prove to yourself that you are above being offended by 'mere mortal mouths' as you probably tell yourself, and how ironic it is that in fact, by doing so, you prove yourself to be far less competent as a human being than everyone on this thread, or maybe even the site. You are indeed the lowest of low, the most pathetic sub-human creature I've ever encountered. Think of the multiple layers of psychological problems! A treasury, indeed. You are not just troubled, you're beyond that...
Well, did it work? Sorry, by the way, if it did. There's your apology if it is required, though I believe you will not admit if you truly need it. I find the most offensive thing to be psychological attacks. To completely undermine a person and their cause is by far the worst thing you can do to someone. Hope I didn't you offend you too much, or it would be best, I suppose if I didn't at all.
Well, did it work? Sorry, by the way, if it did. There's your apology if it is required, though I believe you will not admit if you truly need it. I find the most offensive thing to be psychological attacks. To completely undermine a person and their cause is by far the worst thing you can do to someone. Hope I didn't you offend you too much, or it would be best, I suppose if I didn't at all.
I...I can't. I'm too much of an idealist to even attempt to put someone down like that. Sorry, I guess.
